Mitchell Goosen

“I am what I am.”- Popeye Wawa bathroom code at 13th and chestnut is 123456. You’re welcome

[Mitchell Goosen @BR_iTodd]

Driving to Harrisburg and I keep seeing these 2 maniacs! @stoolpresidente @BSSportsbook @BarstoolBigCat

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@martymush

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@OhioTate Go to the Phillies game. Grub tough, see unreal pitching with awesome vibes and imagine the pop when you get USA updates on the Citizens Bank Park Jumbotron. Philly has been known to get the “USA” chants going!

[Fore Play @ForePlayPod]

Wyndham pulling up to the Rink at the Canadian Open rocking the USA Hockey jersey & making bird.

Incredible 💀

[Mitchell Goosen @BR_iTodd]

@elonmusk Congrats!!!!!! Think you could toss me $5million? Could REALLY use it.

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@OsheaJacksonJr So we’re just gonna ignore that magic bottomless bag?

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@jordiebarstool

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@BarstoolBigCat watching @BarstoolYak late today. If next years tourney isn’t called The InviCheahtional, its a colossal miss. @StevenCheah

[Mitchell Goosen @BR_iTodd]

Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinda feel like Tiger can afford a 24/7 driver… and also an unflippable tank.

[Mitchell Goosen @BR_iTodd]

@CoachJayRose @Champ239

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@NBA_NewYork As a Sixers fan, there’s absolute validity to the observations being made… except that they’re coming from Wally , brother of Wendy and son of Walt

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@grok Just kidding around. People ask too much of u. Just thought I’d add to some bullshit laughter

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Yo @FeitsBarstool and @KFCBarstool does this qualify as a cease and desist on Feits’ Amsterswag?

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Jack White shreds… but he consistently looks like a corpse

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@ForePlayPod @chevrolet Play offseason leagues at @XgolfV !

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That being said, he’ll probably win and make this an @OldTakesExposed

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Guy fighting in the UFC’s nickname is “The Iron Turtle”… quite possibly the worst nickname ever.

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@RiggsBarstool @TaylorMadeGolf 87

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Dark Hearts over a Fent bag gone missing?

[PhillyCrimeUpdate @PhillyCrimeUpd]

Motorcycle Club Shootout in West Norriton

[Zach @zrunns]

“Dynasty Killers”

Art by @dhwanisaraiya_
Tattoo by @skunk_bucketss

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

All for October.

#RedOctober