Brad Eddy

BEWARE. I LIVE.

[Brad Eddy @Brad_Edd]

Even now with three minutes left I'm like "okay don't give up two touch downs with a two point conversion and a field goal please please please 🙏🙏"

[Brad Eddy @Brad_Edd]

Trump claims he’s condemning the rioters in the strongest possible terms, but in that video he says that he loves them and they are special. Who knew for my whole life my grandma was condemning me in the strongest possible terms.

[Brad Eddy @Brad_Edd]

@nicolelanphier @realDonaldTrump @CNN Says “Lame stream media” without irony

“Discribe”

‘ = hyphen

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I could watch Ser Davos Seaworth persuading people all damn day long.

[Brad Eddy @Brad_Edd]

I would take a million Joffrey’s over Shae on Game of Thrones.

[Brad Eddy @Brad_Edd]

@stackzen I trust your opinions!! Happy birthday again dude! 😘😘😘

[Brad Eddy @Brad_Edd]

Rest assured: if you put sugar in your coffee I DO think I’m better than you.

[Brad Eddy @Brad_Edd]

Hey it’s February 4th and 62 degrees in Ohio. Where’s the shitty @realDonaldTrump tweet about global warming?

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@robfee @MissSarieeBaby

[Brad Eddy @Brad_Edd]

Today marks three weeks of no drinking. I used to think that I felt crappy because of the drinking, but now I realize I’m 30 and this is just what my body feels like now.

[Brad Eddy @Brad_Edd]

@mattc2377 Who is it? The original tweet is deleted.

[Brad Eddy @Brad_Edd]

That Gillette commercial is like the “May your day be as pleasant as you are” of social messages: if you think it’s a dig against you then you have to admit that you’ve been shitty to people.

[Brad Eddy @Brad_Edd]

@Its_Me_Sariee Everything is so goddamn stupid. Like think of the dumbest thing that can happen and then that’s what’s real.

[Brad Eddy @Brad_Edd]

@realDonaldTrump This is like the part in a movie where there’s a hostage situation and the criminal kills one of the hostages and says "Their blood is on your hands!"

[Brad Eddy @Brad_Edd]

@LordGrimdark Joe, you are a famously humble man, so I know this sort of braggadocio will be difficult for you, but what is the best/your favorite line you’ve ever written?

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@NadiaBennoui I haven’t seen you in years and nothing has changed.

[Brad Eddy @Brad_Edd]

Oh really that’s odd because he literally did it on the news in front of cameras two days ago. What the hell is going on.

https://t.co/7sNyO6TPSA

[Brad Eddy @Brad_Edd]

This seems dumb.

https://t.co/HqRykJYXGs

[Brad Eddy @Brad_Edd]

I don’t know who this David Leavitt clown is, but he can go fuck himself. Church of Satan, on the other hand, surprisingly cool. https://t.co/c8rC6BNsD5

[The Church Of Satan @ChurchofSatan]

If you were a Satanist then you’d know that using your imaginary friends to attack dead people who were obviously suffering before they died is a pretty fucking dick move. https://t.co/c8RbXJnEPs

[Mangry Fatz @MangryFatz]

Read whole thread, a very kind gesture in the wake of a terrible tragedy ❤️ https://t.co/LqYbzen1Co