Brad Cooper

Just another person with a mind that sometimes thinks things

[Brad Cooper @BradCooper]

I voted for #dead27s in @VH1's "Make A Band Famous"! #MABF #dead27s http://t.co/Ylqr7qs0R4

[Brad Cooper @BradCooper]

Support the @dead27s at VH1's Make A Band Famous competition and cast your votes with #mabf and #dead27s! Here's my vote.

[Brad Cooper @BradCooper]

Fff

[Brad Cooper @BradCooper]

Back on that tweet game

[Brad Cooper @BradCooper]

Really not feeling that the ash trays and salsa holders at this Mexican restaurant look exactly the same

[Brad Cooper @BradCooper]

Can't figure out why people are taking pictures of their food at senor tequila. It's just a goddamn fajita

[Tobey Esquire @guerrerouac]

@BradCooper Beauty is in the eye of the behind said Socrates

[Brad Cooper @BradCooper]

No matter how hot a girl is it's not hot to see her ass crack. Unless there's a piece of thin fabric jammed through it, then it's lovely

[Brad Cooper @BradCooper]

Just wanted to let everyone who follows me know that i had sex with all of your mothers

[Brad Cooper @BradCooper]

Found this on the ceiling of the tin roof

[Brad Cooper @BradCooper]

Fucking pigeon ghosts at Starbucks too, in the cream and sugar line, freaks me out @rickshapirotv

[Brad Cooper @BradCooper]

Coffee creamer line people at Starbucks are always so eerily polite, like they've got something to hide

[The Post and Courier @postandcourier]

$1,000 reward offered in Summerville rabbit slayings #chsnews #chs Story by @offlede is here: http://t.co/huwoiVR2

[Brad Cooper @BradCooper]

@rickshapirotv Hell yeah brother, I heard Tom Jones and thought of your Holocaust bit, so classic, gets me every time

[Brad Cooper @BradCooper]

Saw a Che Guevara t-shirt today, always think of this: http://t.co/a1blGrG0

[Brad Cooper @BradCooper]

@normmacdonald Well did they get the first?

[Brad Cooper @BradCooper]

@normmacdonald Asshats cannot protect their quarterback. We should have saved the 100 million and bought a new line

[Brad Cooper @BradCooper]

@normmacdonald Thanks for tweeting the game! I tried to watch it live online and got a virus.

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

Whenever I get too stressed out, I just put on a diaper & go play my saxophone in the forest for a few days.

[Brad Cooper @BradCooper]

@Clintonemlrh0 Awwww you poor, uncreative, non-contributing douche. You should probably crawl back up your mother's vagina and die