one girl two cats

I’m only on here to make myself laugh.

[one girl two cats @Bradddley]

Me: *is hilarious* others:

[one girl two cats @Bradddley]

me after my morning snack of fresh fruit

[one girl two cats @Bradddley]

me when a 20yo male checks into the children’s emergency department for a sore throat

[one girl two cats @Bradddley]

I saw some 12-15yo boys riding bikes and doing tricks in the Publix parking lot and I had three thoughts:
1. Where’s your helmet??
2. It’s super dangerous for them in the parking lot
3. I’m so old

[one girl two cats @Bradddley]

Being cranky is so irrational. Like why does being a little hungry make everything horrible

[Doc  @DocAtCDI]

common we've all had days like this...

[Dave Danna @DaveEDanna]

80% of suicides are men.
22 veterans commit suicide every day, one every 65 minutes.
The holidays can be a tough time.

You are worth it.
You matter.
Christmas, Hanukkah & New Years are better with you around.
My DMs are always open.
The national 24/7 hotline dial/text 988.

[one girl two cats @Bradddley]

people aren’t playing enough 80s rock

[one girl two cats @Bradddley]

the princess bride has *so many* one liners. excellent movie. 45/10

[m @msnetik]

I REALLY BUT BABY IT’S
CAN’T STAY COLD OUTSIDE

[one girl two cats @Bradddley]

i want someone to take a vacuum to my sinuses

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

Happy Birthday to Taron Egerton, pls enjoy this video I have saved on my phone that I definitely don’t watch every Thursday night from 8:47pm to 8:50pm

[em!! 🇵🇸 @realemilyattack]

I love it in my burrow

[Mandy Patinkin @PatinkinMandy]

Brilliant

[(parody) BILL NYE THO @Bill_Nye_Tho]

Damn how much daylight they tryna save?? it's dark as hell

[Oregon Zoo @OregonZoo]

Small clams court is in session and the otterneys are cracking down

[one girl two cats @Bradddley]

my seasonal depression trying to make the most of this weather change

[one girl two cats @Bradddley]

As soon as the first leaf hits the ground I want to get 7 new piercings