Bradford Matthews

I love dick.

[Bradford Matthews @BradfordMathews]

ah, modern romance

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maybe people wouldn't mind condoms in porn so much if they stopped making them all look like this mess?

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@randomportion lulz also notice how the chairs are white

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The crowd at perez hilton's funeral

[KATY PERRY @katyperry]

#notwatchingthesuperbowl

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@rwiggumrules @britneyspears Don't Let Me Be The Last To Know 🙌🙌

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I love February

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"Of course not, babe. This is just for us."

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only in gay porn

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@AndyHerren *blocked and reported as spam*

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I love that the Tom Daley calendar is 98% Tom Daley, 2% calendar 🙌 🙏

[Bradford Matthews @BradfordMathews]

@Real_Liam_Payne omg plz tell me ur getting fucked?

[Liam @LiamPayne]

When u know you still have an hour left and your butt hurts

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I've seen many things but I think this is my first L-shaped dick

[shonda rhimes wrote crossroads @jersing]

Me https://t.co/ZskUmhcpVg

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@spicy_marmot vine is terrible but for some reason I'm very popular there

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@spicy_marmot also randy blue deleted all their videos and now only post embarrassing clothed videos