This is Frank. He was getting checked out at the vet when he decided the appointment was over. Has things to do and places to be, but doesn't mind if you come along. 13/10
A CHINESE STUDENT STARTED TRADING 2 DAYS AGO WITH $0.90 AND TURNED IT INTO $408,292.
Someone reverse engineered his bot in 20 minutes with one Claude prompt. It doesn't predict the market. It exploits the latency.
Billy Bob Thornton and Joe Rogan trash movie critics:
"What are you trying to do with the terrible review? I don't understand why they think that they're the savior, of everybody's $15."
Nate Bargatze's "Washington's Dream" on SNL is the funniest history lesson you'll ever get.
George Washington reveals America's future: Rejecting metric for pure chaos—
• 12 inches = foot
• 3 feet = yard
• 5280 feet = mile ("a silly number you'll remember")
• 16 ounces = pound
• 2000 pounds = a "ton"
Deadpan genius. Confused troops. Revolutionary mic drop.
This is why we won independence. 🇺🇸😂
#SNL #NateBargatze #WashingtonsDream