Brad Ratcliffe

Drummer of Profiler

[Brad Ratcliffe @BradJRatcliffe]

@Outlook disabled my email I use for work and then has no way of recovering it or any customer service I can speak to. Good one you useless cunts 👍

[Brad Ratcliffe @BradJRatcliffe]

@SubwayUK these are fucking stupid.

[Brad Ratcliffe @BradJRatcliffe]

I do quite enjoy how half the reviews for #miraclemeat complain about it’s lack of subtlety whilst anyone over 50 seems to have no idea what satire is never mind being able to understand the point of the show.

[Natal Drums @Nataldrums]

We had an amazing time at 2000 Trees Festival this weekend, a fantastic showcase of bands of all styles killing it on Natal kits! 🥁🔥

[Natal Drums @Nataldrums]

Since joining @profilerband in May 2023, Brad Ratcliffe came to the Marshall Studio to show off his skills. Playing the track 'Human Blur' by his previous band Blood Youth, Brad's passion for drumming is evident in his playing.

Watch the full video here:
https://t.co/dD3okxjcCB

[Brad Ratcliffe @BradJRatcliffe]

Going to make a Welsh tribute band called Bowling For Cawl.

[Brad Ratcliffe @BradJRatcliffe]

The worst bit about being abroad is accidentally getting sparkling water.

[Brad Ratcliffe @BradJRatcliffe]

Good one for drop kicking my suitcase into the plane @Finnair 👍

[Brad Ratcliffe @BradJRatcliffe]

About to Klarna a pint at Heathrow

[Brad Ratcliffe @BradJRatcliffe]

Overheard at Corfu airport:
“How much water does it take to pour over the sun?”

[Josh Otten @ordinarytings]

There's been a 2,553% increase in raw sewage pumped into public waters in Britain. 40+ public beaches closed. People getting sick. Gov voted against an amendment to stop this in 2021. Am nostalgic for when the Gov would only spew metaphorical shit and expect us to swallow it.

[Brad Ratcliffe @BradJRatcliffe]

Heard at Bloodstock: “this next song is about how I brought my band mates back to life using the power of my own cum. It’s called res-erection”

[Brad Ratcliffe @BradJRatcliffe]

Always 6 pints away from putting a mega bell ride on Klarna

[Blood Youth @bloodyouthUK]

We love you Fajtfest! Thank you for making our first Czech festival headline experience unforgettable. Until next time! 🔪🖤

[Normal Island News @NormalIslandNws]

BREAKING: Neil Parish is struggling to understand why he is getting punished for watching porn while Boris Johnson got off scot-free with fucking the whole country x

[Brad Ratcliffe @BradJRatcliffe]

#TexasChainsawMassacre2022 is fucking WEAK. A bunch of gore scenes taped together isn’t a story.

[Josh Otten @ordinarytings]

The two political ideologies

[Michael Edwards @mikey__edwards]

@WelshGovernment Might want to focus a bit more on this….

[Brad Ratcliffe @BradJRatcliffe]

This:

[Brad Ratcliffe @BradJRatcliffe]

Absolutely gutted to have to postpone this but I know it’ll be worth the wait 🦾