Brad Root

Actor, Husband, Balloon Twister Extraordinaire

[Brad Root @BradMRoot]

@acorns The unrealistic beer price was likely intentional to get us to comment on the link. This is a common online advertising tactic. Create a harmless dispute in a post, and have people arguing over nothing. All while giving the product more exposure. They knew what they were doing.

[Brad Root @BradMRoot]

@gamerbot115 @leviisevil @NolifeNoone @SandersPloop @RCMC72 @pattonoswalt You mean the tweets he previously apologized for? Again, not much hiding was happening here.

[Brad Root @BradMRoot]

While running through the rain, some kid yelled "You should walk! Mythbusters proved you'll get just as wet!" I saw his smart alec comment and raised him one more "If I'm getting just as wet at least I'm generating body heat!" This prospect seemed to truly blow his mind. #nomercy

[Brad Root @BradMRoot]

I was wondering why all the potholes were suddenly fixed around town and then I remembered. Duh. Tomorrow's an election.

[Brad Root @BradMRoot]

Camelot's "If Ever I Would Leave You" has been stuck in my head. So I sang it in my most Robert Goulet voice.

Then I heard Mindy with her own version in the other room. "If ever you betray me. I'll have to cut your head off. Doesn't really matter the season, you know!" #truelove

[Brad Root @BradMRoot]

@thefilmtemple Whether you meant to or not, you opened my eyes to my own ignorance. I can honestly say I'm a better person just from knowing you.

[Brad Root @BradMRoot]

@chrisjames1057 @CNN Wrong. Other countries have the same mental health issues yet somehow the US is one of few developed nations where people are easily able to mass murder. Stats show school shootings are increasing. Inaction is not an option.

[Tammy Duckworth @SenDuckworth]

We don't live in a dictatorship or a monarchy. I swore an oath—in the military and in the Senate—to preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States, not to mindlessly cater to the whims of Cadet Bone Spurs and clap when he demands I clap https://t.co/99gW1yalDl

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

As we count down to the new year, we get to reflect and prepare for what’s ahead. For all the bad news that seemed to dominate our collective consciousness, there are countless stories from this year that remind us what's best about America.

[Kirsten Gillibrand @SenGillibrand]

You cannot silence me or the millions of women who have gotten off the sidelines to speak out about the unfitness and shame you have brought to the Oval Office. https://t.co/UbQZqubXZv

[Brad Root @BradMRoot]

Just saw a middle-aged man riding his cart with glee all the way back to his car at Menards and it really put a smile on my face.

[Ted Lieu @tedlieu]

I have seen the classified information on Russian hacking. @realDonaldTrump has received classified briefings. I can tell you that @POTUS is LYING. Trump knows the Kremlin hacked America last year. https://t.co/gq9gAeLlnf

[Brad Root @BradMRoot]

It's a problem when your wife has to ask if a stranger grabbing her butt is considered sexual assault because it's happened to her so often.

[Daniel Dale @ddale8]

Here's what one Puerto Rican said to me about Trump's behaviour today: https://t.co/yQaeKlGThT

[Brad Root @BradMRoot]

Me: Why is the "I" in that Ohio bumper sticker a Sundae
Mindy: They're fat in Ohio
Me: Oops, that's a lighthouse
Mindy: That means we're fat

[Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan]

Here's an idea. Why don't we celebrate the 4th of July ON the 4th of July like Jesus intended?

[Brad Root @BradMRoot]

https://t.co/SxRz0BaAXe
Already thinking of ideas for next year's camps. Hopefully Mindy will approve. #TrollTole

[Brad Root @BradMRoot]

I'm sure this won't change the minds of those blindly supporting everything he says, but here's why he's wrong.

https://t.co/FPNtGhiMV5

[Chris Hayes @chrislhayes]

I'm gonna go ahead and say Kushner didn't leave this meeting off his SF86 by accident.

[Mike Birbiglia @birbigs]

I have no problem if u don't like Obama. Or u don't like Hillary. The question is: do u like THIS guy? If not, let's all get him to leave.