Octavius Shitwagon

* Seatbelts Save Lives * *the most chopped UNC *

[Octavius Shitwagon @Bradonte]

listen to my music or i hate you <3 https://t.co/6HuqILiqpE

[moesha @yunclesage]

Nigga on the bus eating a fish filet sandwich I'm trying to kill him with my mind

[Octavius Shitwagon @Bradonte]

@sister0fm3rcy Yes

[clairebear @geckotailzz]

random texts I get from my brother lol

[suri @suricidal]

speaking of old nba tweets this is still the greatest

[connor @ConnorEatsPants]

i just ran over Jennifer Aniston with my car @TMZ jennifer aniston from Friends has died

[tmuxvim @tmuxvim]

ok that is diabolical

[pavlo @LaughterHaver]

staying up all night to turn 27 like a kid on Christmas except when the clock strikes 12 I just grab my revolver and do something funny

[Aelfred The Great @aelfred_D]

@SirajAHashmi “Is the Government Spying on Schizophrenics Enough?”
https://t.co/NYhnNl0DVt

[Taylor Lorenz @TaylorLorenz]

Let's check in on how this product is going! (thread)

[ji ৻ꪆ @intrinsicji]

tay keith fuck these niggas butts

[LepetitRo @lepetitro]

@Proton_Pass Plagiarism

[Octavius Shitwagon @Bradonte]

@kuso_otoko We’ve caught them at a very Chinese time in they life

[Daily Noud @DailyNoud]

New reports suggest that Charlie Kirk was alive minutes before he died.

[🇵🇸🧚🏽 @notcishet]

yall lucky life humbles me every 3-5 business days bc there r kanye levels of self-idolatry deep within me

[taoki @justalexoki]

imagine getting autism and you get the fucking useless kind

[fenlon @1fenlon]

told a friend the story of my grandfather shooting a pistol at his own son during a gay pool party he was hosting, missing, then shooting his dog and himself in front of all the gay guys my uncle invited over

his take was "i guess the dog must have been gay" bro i was cryingg

[Erick Khan @ErickKhan_]

don’t care what anyone says, winning a Private Jet in a YouTube giveaway then immediately using it to trap hundreds of pounds in/out the country is awesome #FreeHim

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

I’m sorry liver but daddy can still remember her smile