Brad

bit of this bit of that

[Brad @BradP2002]

@cityafreaks @ampol_moment fuck it joebama time

[Brad @BradP2002]

@PopBase

[Ætheling of Lancashire 🌹🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @DarkSoulz449AD]

Pov: You're a Dane who just landed in Northumbria thinking there's more monks to kill and rob, then you encounter a 6'8 Anglo shithouse.

[Brad @BradP2002]

@PolitlcsUK what a farce

[Laura Kirk-Francis @LauraKirk12]

Me to Harry Kane at about 2am Monday morning

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

Three options for America:
1) Catastrophic economic collapse when oil reserves run out in four weeks (Trump’s own admitted timeline)
2) Ground invasion of Iran that would make the Iraq War look like a joint training exercise
3) Tell Israel to stop bombing Lebanon (IMPOSSIBLE)

[Brad @BradP2002]

@willglloyd I’d imagine Rayner goes back to Housing and gets DPM back? Streeting probably goes to Foreign Office and maybe someone like Darren Jones as Chancellor? Carns as Defence Sec seems likely in any event I feel and I honestly think it would be difficult to move Mahmood at the moment?

[Brad @BradP2002]

@janemerrick23 @cazjwheeler @theipaper I’ve heard it will be tomorrow for a week now

[Brad @BradP2002]

@PolitlcsUK Starmer truly is the British Biden and evidently the Labour Party wants to go the way of the Democrats.

[Brad @BradP2002]

@kateferguson4 Congratulations PM Miliband

[☄️ @Aatishfishann]

Things that scare me:
-Employment
-Unemployment
-Falling in love
-Never falling in love
-Getting married
-Never getting married
-Having kids
-Not having kids
-Living
-Dying

[L @lamiisaaaa]

I WANT A NEW JOB SO BAD, BUT THE UK JOB MARKET IS BEYOND FINISHED

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Neurodivergents will see a text and think, “I’ll reply when I have the energy,” and before you know it, three weeks have passed, and now you have to live with the guilt of being a terrible friend.

[͏andy 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇫🇷 @calmlikeyouuu]

Working in retail really will have you questioning the intelligence of the average Brit

[Brad @BradP2002]

@Daily_MailUS Alan Dershowitz? who helped Epstein get a plea deal?? please 🤣🤣

[Brad @BradP2002]

@BNHWalker Some truly horrendous Civil Service naming of these places, same goes for the new mayoral regions themselves “Greater Essex”, “Sussex & Brighton”… many such cases

[Brad @BradP2002]

@PolitlcsGlobal @PolitlcsUK

[Brad @BradP2002]

@scottygb very mixed bag

[els! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @norrisromantics]

i am british and there is a large glowing object in the sky and i am scared.

[Brad @BradP2002]

@AaronBastani Lovely Winchester!

[Tom Peck @tompeck]

If you’re struggling to keep the kids happy this half term, I’m hearing a last minute table’s just become available at Woking Pizza Express.