Brad “Upperdecky” Faulkner

Brazosport Children’s Center Alum | Practicing Zyntologist | Sam’s club VIP | wakeboard hater | Engineering Survivor | Battered Aggie

[Brad “Upperdecky” Faulkner @Bradupperdecky]

Got a pnn building my dye table rn, might give him a bid #ferda #elephantwalklater

[Brad “Upperdecky” Faulkner @Bradupperdecky]

Tomorrow’s finial, tomorrow’s problem #hateEcon #footballplayerclass #collegealcholism #weback

[Brad “Upperdecky” Faulkner @Bradupperdecky]

Lmk what you find out, still waiting on the doctor to get back to me #2inchpunisher

[Matt “Big D” Dongles @BigDBoneyard]

What age does my adult wiener come in? Or am I fucked?

[Brad “Upperdecky” Faulkner @Bradupperdecky]

That pre exam hog crank sesh speaking to me #LANK

[Brad “Upperdecky” Faulkner @Bradupperdecky]

@MicahelTaylorII Whale watching is getting easier every year

[Brad “Upperdecky” Faulkner @Bradupperdecky]

@alecdagger69 As a fellow zynologist I have to concur that this is indeed your soul mate

[Brad “Upperdecky” Faulkner @Bradupperdecky]

@rockmandavis77 @ThetaChiusc1989 Elite ball knowledge

[Brad “Upperdecky” Faulkner @Bradupperdecky]

@NastyBoner $15000 in fuckass tuition for what

[Brad “Upperdecky” Faulkner @Bradupperdecky]

@bubbajohnson58 I agree with you Bubba

-Brad

[Brad “Upperdecky” Faulkner @Bradupperdecky]

@clintimothycock I believe in you Clint
#touchgrass

Best wishes
-Brad

[Brad “Upperdecky” Faulkner @Bradupperdecky]

@stevesilas1234 Your friend sounds likes a true genius
#GreatMinds #SuckaDick

With no love
-Brad

[Brad “Upperdecky” Faulkner @Bradupperdecky]

Been working on this one for a while
#ReinventingTheWheel #YouSitWhereIPiss #CBTM

[Brad “Upperdecky” Faulkner @Bradupperdecky]

Your telling me this guy was the cool jock guy of HSM? This probably started that lil Gay rebellion shit #gaydudezz #Realproblems #crankingonetogabriella #enemyterritory

[Brad “Upperdecky” Faulkner @Bradupperdecky]

Screw my bracket, Go Terps
#feartheturtle #gatorzsuckdick

[Brad “Upperdecky” Faulkner @Bradupperdecky]

Can y’all stop becoming hairstylists, the world needs more strippers #getarealjob #TimeOutoff155
-Brad

[Brad “Upperdecky” Faulkner @Bradupperdecky]

Been drunk texting the ex #cbtm

[Brad “Upperdecky” Faulkner @Bradupperdecky]

Pulling this out at the bars next wknd #CBTM #MoneyBar #mandate

[Chuck “C Boner” Nasty @NastyBoner]

Ready for the weekend #LANK

[Brad “Upperdecky” Faulkner @Bradupperdecky]

#21 for Sam Houston softball hml