smudge⚡️

certified wild card

[NoelCaslerComedy @caslernoel]

If you think Tylenol is bad for children’s health what until you see what guns do.

[leo of arakko says 🔺RESIST🔺 @arakkosuperstar]

the charlie kirk news is sobering bc in discussing it with coworkers i realized im deeper in enemy territory than i thought…..

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

Hitler could get shot dead in this generation and mfs would still be like "he had a family"

[Lucy (survived London n8) @spinachaddict]

Not now honey twitter thinks IT happened

[GL @gldivittorio]

Second funniest scenario is him coming back mad as hell with a facelift

[Not Your Average Liberal @NotAvgLiberal]

Fact.

More people will celebrate Trump’s passing than his Presidency.

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

Wow, what a stressful week of work. Time to relax by holding a phone beaming endless streams of horrific international news inches from my head

[Emma Mont (She/Her) @theemmamont]

The Plan? Spend millions to get a pedophile elected, and then tell everyone he’s a pedophile

[💙Jillian Hurley @JillianMHurley]

When did this happen?

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

United States gender reveal tomorrow, I hope it’s a girl 🩷🤣

[unregistered hyperkate 2 @kathrwn]

Tuesday schedule

8:30
soy latte at local drag brunch

9:00
vote for Kamala 20 times

11:30
get abortion

1:00
vote for Kamala another 50 times

6:00
vegan dinner with interracial gay polycule at comet ping pong

9:00
another abortion

[Kamala For Florida 🇺🇸 @KamalaforFL]

Says it all

[×͜× Rokhaya ⸆⸉ ໑̣ @RokhaLovesHS]

for real, america can’t be real

[J @jaydaisaloser]

#Election2024

[smudge⚡️ @BradyAlexia]

making my monthly appearance to state that i have come to the conclusion that i only tweet when i’m intoxicated

[smudge⚡️ @BradyAlexia]

@zachlanebryan come to Bar 404 after your show. we loved it and want to buy a round for y’all