Kels ☤

Just chillin, killin.

[The Lesbian Pervert @babyknifespice]

9/11 in lego city probably sounded funny as hell

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

we all now gotta only root for the giant viking he is the only good thing left

[THAT SOUTHERN DUDE @TSDmemes]

Trump calling the FIFA committee from Air Force One to get Balogun’s red card reversed.

[Jarvis @jarvis_best]

Trump winning us the World Cup:

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

“i asked chat gpt” well i asked tupac & he said that’s why he fucked your bitch you fat motherfucker

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

First penalty shootout at the World Cup

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

?????

[Serf @RoyalSerf]

We'll get our revenge during Thanksgiving

[General Will🇦🇷🇺🇸 @GamecockWill69]

TSA Agent: “You are hiding ranch in your carry-on aren’t you?”

[Dan @dannah__montana]

any patriotism you see from me the next few weeks is strictly for sports and geography, NOT the government!!!!

[John Slaughter, Esq. @JSlaughterEsq]

A couple of Germans on a road trip have done more to inspire patriotism ahead of America’s 250th anniversary than the entirety of the U.S. government.

[kelsey sutton @kelseytsutton]

not saying freddy the german is the best thing in my life right now but also not not saying it

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

DUDE LMAO THIS IS A GAS STATION😭😭😭

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Donald Trump is what happens when nobody ever tells men to shut the fuck up

[Victor SAW ARI 🧸🫧 @Ghcstfilms]

Good Night to this hot guy right here

[naina @shutupnaina]

at this point i have seen sydney sweeny's boobs more than mine

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

“i asked chatgpt….” i asked the spider on my ceiling & he said you’re a fucking idiot

[Allie @searobbing]

IF YOU ARE EXPERIENCING: fever, fatigue, muscle aches, dizziness, chills, vomiting, headaches, bleeding eyes, bleeding lungs etc. THEN IT IS YOUR DUTY TO GET ON A PLANE RIGHT NOW!!! GO TO AN AIRPORT AND START LICKING PEOPLE’S MOUTHS!!! THEIR SALIVA IS YOUR SALIVA!!!

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

when i get more active on twitter thats how you know im getting insane again