BrainCandy

Analyst and data pusher by day; reality TV junky by night. Because we all need a little brain candy now and then...

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@amber_lcarter @BrianJMoylan

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@KaraBTweets Wait till the rest of the cast figures out he had been offering up his shitty apartment for their little clandestine hookups *the whole time*. Heads gonna roll…

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Oh Danielle. Girl staaaahp. What are you doing?!?!

#Summerhouse

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@LoveAndyC

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😂 Nobody told poor Ashley that Hugh Grant HATES red carpet posturing. This isn’t new. He is *notorious* surly about all this stuff.

#Oscars
#Oscar2023

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@LoveAndyC …and it just…keeps…getting…worse! 😱

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@zackpeter She’s SO dumb. The scratch/cut/whatever on her eyebrow would have been sufficient evidence all on its own. But she’s so desperate to be the victim, she had to try up the ante - and now everyone knows she’s not above faking an injury.

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@LoveAndyC Keeping up with this shit is a FULL TIME JOB, I swear to God!

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Me trying to muster even an scintilla of sympathy for Raquel-Rachel now that Sandoval’s recording of her FaceTime bean-flicking sesh was allegedly sent to a couple of VPR cast members by Ariana in the immediate aftermath of the discovery…

#CantDoIt
#VanderpumpRules
#Scandoval

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@sur_rules God, and she’s saying it to Ariana, who has no idea what’s coming. This is heartbreaking!!

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@gibsonoma So actions have, like, consequences?! When did that become a thing?!

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@LLPJMadrigal @SurRestaurant Sir.

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@sur_rules Not to get all armchair psychologist up in here, but looking back seeing all the hints and Easter eggs she has been dropping all this time… Raquel has been DYING to publicly proclaim Sandoval is hers.

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@BravoWWHL @erikajayne

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You just *know* “Pick-Me” Phoebe is gonna come looking for her fan base once she finally gets the boot. I almost wish I could see it when she realizes she united Twitter (and not in a good way).

#LoveIslandUSA

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…she has a massively inflated sense of her own power. Unfortunately, it’s unlikely to ever improve, because real growth takes a level of maturity, critical thinking and self-reflection of which she’s simply incapable. 2/2

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I really wish one of these #rhonj women would just say the quiet part out-loud: Teresa is fundamentally too stupid to truly understand any of the conflict she instigates. And after years of being coddled (because people feel sorry and make constant excuses/accommodations… 1/2

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Season 1 of #Bridgerton was silly, sexy and fun. Sadly, the same cannot be said for #bridgertonseason2. What a disappointing, frustrating, insufferable slog-fest that was!

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Nick is literally up there melting. 😂 #LoveIsBlind

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I can’t believe I ended up here…but I think Shayne and Natalie are the only couple I’m routing for. None of the others stand a snowball’s chance. Either zero chemistry, or too many insecurities to overcome.
#LoveIsBlind