Jorstagram.

the maps used to say there were dragons here.

[Jorstagram. @BrainSlice]

[menacing industrial synth music playing]

[Jorstagram. @BrainSlice]

What makes me cooler than you? I saw the Beastie Boys in 1995, with The Roots and The Jon Spencer Blues Explosion opening.

[Jorstagram. @BrainSlice]

One of the things I really love about Seattle is being told (loudly through a megaphone) that I’m going to hell as I walk into a Mariners game.

[Joe. @206Joe]

“How’s Seattle I hear it’s really BAD there?” Is something people say to me quite often when I visit friends and family in SE Idaho. My reply is usually: “Yes, it’s really really bad and I love it. You would not fare well there. Please don’t visit.”

[Jorstagram. @BrainSlice]

I hate Elon Musk.

[Jorstagram. @BrainSlice]

If two Teslas crash into each other does anyone care ?

[Jorstagram. @BrainSlice]

You guys really did it.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

.@KamalaHarris will be a president for all Americans. She actually cares about making your lives better. Donald Trump only thinks about himself.

I want you to remember this: if someone doesn’t respect you, they should not represent you. That’s not what you need in your life. And we don’t need Donald Trump leading our country for another four years.

[Jorstagram. @BrainSlice]

If you ever skip the opening credits of #TheWire that tells me everything I need to know about you. @AoDespair

[Jorstagram. @BrainSlice]

@colin_slc It’s the Cypress Hill curse. Every time I buy a ticket to a Cypress Hill show, something happens to prevent me from seeing it. It’s my fault.

[ptah, spit on that thang, the el daoud @toriimacdaddy]

To everyone jacking up the prices of Ka albums on Discogs: I see you, and I hope you get hit by a bus.

[Okayplayer @okayplayer]

Rakim’s ‘Paid In Full’ gonna do it for us every single time. A classic! 🔥🔥🔥

And his Tiny Desk is still one of our favorites.

[Jorstagram. @BrainSlice]

https://t.co/xGGli8BWxZ

[Alan Levinovitz @AlanLevinovitz]

My contribution to the masculinity discourse is that whatever else you might think, hopefully we can all agree men are called to find the best bargains on electronics.

[Jorstagram. @BrainSlice]

@AlanLevinovitz Amen.

[CGO @colin_slc]

I have those three words muted so I don’t know how this tweet made it into my timeline other than maybe divine intervention

[Jorstagram. @BrainSlice]

Give this album a listen: Love (the) Ominous World https://t.co/YPfPrmZkqM

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Explain this!

[Jorstagram. @BrainSlice]

Yes I occasionally write Google reviews. #Seattle

[rob harvilla @harvilla]

this same guy is at the weezer / flaming lips arena show; i cannot believe it

[Jorstagram. @BrainSlice]

@g_had13 💯