Colin Max Bramble

Hi world Colin Bramble here, this is my 3rd attempt at the inter web as the government keep shutting me down. I post regular updates on my condition #CB=#MP

[Colin Max Bramble @BrambleColin]

@MatticusCatling You used to

[Colin Max Bramble @BrambleColin]

5 years.

Oh how the time flies.

Thank you for all of the messages I’ve not received in the past 5 years. @MatticusCatling I’ll never forget what you did to me.

You’ve all laughed at me and in turn, I thanked you.

Dw, I’m still the same Colin.

Still searching.

#MP #MP=#CB

[Colin Max Bramble @BrambleColin]

Wow, I am absolutely shocked and delighted to be involved in something.
I’ve always been a lover of music as it has helped me weather the storm of this #curse

@TomLBatey @MatticusCatling @CamMcCrimmon @kamckenny @grahamheywood7 @ThetTinMan you’re my only friends

#MP=#CB

[Colin Max Bramble @BrambleColin]

@CiaranStewart_ @MatticusCatling Yes…The scare was #MP related but I’ve learned to deal with the curse now. You have good days and you have bad days but the support from my twitter has always got me through.

Please tell Susan that I’m sorry. #MP

[Colin Max Bramble @BrambleColin]

@MatticusCatling @CiaranStewart_ Please tell me this is some sort of sick joke. Have we all been dating the same Susan? She left me because of personal issues #MP that I don’t want to disclose but I remember her fondly. Please do give her my love, Ciaran. #MP

[Colin Max Bramble @BrambleColin]

@CiaranStewart_ @MatticusCatling Ciaran my old friend. How have you been? Sorry for the delayed response, I had a health scare.

Thanks for your kind words. #MP

[Colin Max Bramble @BrambleColin]

@MatticusCatling shut up Matt. #MP

[Colin Max Bramble @BrambleColin]

@MatticusCatling Should I shutup? #MP

[Colin Max Bramble @BrambleColin]

@MatticusCatling Hay fever is a direct link to #MP

You’ll never escape what you are, Matticus.

#MP=#CB #MP #CURSED

[Colin Max Bramble @BrambleColin]

@MatticusCatling @TomLBatey @CamMcCrimmon @kamckenny @grahamheywood7 @ThetTinMan MATT!! Once again you have brought tears to my eyes... LAUGHING! Love the relationship we’ve been able to build over the inter web and forever thankful for the support you show the page.

You’ll always be my #MP brother.

#Cursed #help #brother #CB=#MP

[Colin Max Bramble @BrambleColin]

Wow, I am absolutely shocked and delighted to be involved in something.
I’ve always been a lover of music as it has helped me weather the storm of this #curse

@TomLBatey @MatticusCatling @CamMcCrimmon @kamckenny @grahamheywood7 @ThetTinMan you’re my only friends

#MP=#CB

[Colin Max Bramble @BrambleColin]

@JaredBrand @ThetTinMan @olliehume @BRAVEUX @DJMurrayB What a selection!!! Thanks for the tag. I’ve posted my selection and really hope you enjoy the content from my page. Most of all let’s raise awareness for #MP

#CB=#MP #cursed #WHYME #Help #lost

[Colin Max Bramble @BrambleColin]

@MatticusCatling @TomLBatey Found him

[Colin Max Bramble @BrambleColin]

So you all wanna know the cure huh?
HOW THE TIDE HAS TURNED.

I’ll be back soon enough.
You’ll all know the name
Colin Bramble.

#CB=#MP #Cursed #Lonely @MatticusCatling #My1Fan

[Colin Max Bramble @BrambleColin]

@MatticusCatling Hi Matt, great to hear from you.

Coronavirus is just a smarter word for M I C R O P E N I S. Finally, old Colin B is in the driving seat and you just don’t like it.

My whole life I’ve searched for a cure and lived as half a man - it’s time I did something crazy Matt.

#CB=#MP

[Colin Max Bramble @BrambleColin]

@TomLBatey @MatticusCatling I’ll find you.

#AintCallingImBalling #CB=#MP #Cursed #TomsGotMP

[Colin Max Bramble @BrambleColin]

I set sail tomorrow, finally got the cure. Hacked this guy and spoke to @MatticusCatling first hand, a real conversation - man to man. I’ll head west to the Isle of Man, goodbye everyone. You’ll remember the name.

#MP=#CB

[Colin Max Bramble @BrambleColin]

Do you wanna know what I hate? The spice girls and @MatticusCatling. Fuck you, Matt. Don’t know if I said that tonight. Fuck you. Bud. Fuck. You. God damn it. It’s time to let loose, finally. God I feel good. Fuck you, you piece of shit. Fuck. You.

[Colin Max Bramble @BrambleColin]

Hey world. CB here. Currently in Munich. Turns out they respect micropenises. Who knew? Sitting in a bar, thinking about @MatticusCatling. Matt, fuck you. You absolute piece of shit. Sorry about that. Anyway, hey world. CB here. Trying heroin tonight. Might die. #MP=#CB #Cursed

[Colin Max Bramble @BrambleColin]

@MatticusCatling @F1 Yes Matt you’re correct, I do have #MP as do billions of other people in this marble that we call earth. Does that define me? Yes it does and I’m sorry that I even associated you with my curse. I will be reporting you to police for possession of drugs.

#CB=#MP