Mike Bramston

[New York Post Sports @nypostsports]

Crowd at Bryant Park watch party also booed President Trump.

[Late Night with Seth Meyers @LateNightSeth]

Everything’s great!

[Boston Smalls @smalls2672]

This needs to be played everywhere 24/7

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

🤭

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

This week alone:

DOJ opens an investigation into the woman Trump raped.

The White House is caught steering a $620 million contract to Don Jr.’s firm.

The Pentagon hands out a $10 billion contract after Trump buys stock in the company.

Foreign governments are caught funneling hundreds of millions into a random JPMorgan account tied to Trump’s “Board of Peace” with no oversight.

It’s just Thursday.

The corruption isn’t hidden anymore. It’s happening out in the open.

[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

WARNING: This may be the least flattering photo of Trump ever taken.

Fuckface would absolutely HATE seeing this spread across timelines.
So whatever you do… DO NOT RETWEET! Don’t share it.

Let’s all be mature adults and make sure that doesn’t happen.

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

Trump: “Drugs coming by sea, meaning coming by water, by ocean. A lot of people don’t know what I mean by sea. They think I mean vision. I’m talking about sea like the sea.”

The dumbest president in history

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump: "We have a man who is doing a great job. I knew it! Because he kept me out of jail for years. Acting Attorney General Todd Blanche. He kept me out of jail."

[George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway3d]

Don't tell you-know-who about this. He might get upset.

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

JUST IN: A Trump judicial nominee was asked point blank: is Trump eligible to run for a third term?

Their answer: “I would have to review the actual wording…”

Sen. Chris Coons then asked every nominee in the room to confirm the Constitution bars a third term.

Silence.

Every single one of them refused to say it.

Trump is appointing judges who won’t affirm the 22nd Amendment to his face.

Never stop connecting the dots.

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

HAHAHA, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, HAHAHAHAHAHA, AND IT COST 70 MILLION DOLLARS!!!!!!!!!!💀💀

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

Melania was seen smacking Donald Trump away from her as he tried to hold her hand. She absolutely hates him. Utterly humiliating for Donald

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

Number of people who go bankrupt every year because of medical bills or illness-related work loss:

🇦🇺 0
🇨🇦 0
🇩🇰 0
🇫🇮 0
🇫🇷 0
🇩🇪 0
🇮🇸 0
🇮🇪 0
🇮🇹 0
🇯🇵 0
🇳🇱 0
🇳🇴 0
🇵🇹 0
🇪🇸 0
🇸🇪 0
🇬🇧 0
🇺🇸 530,000

There’s a lesson there.

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

Trump: “I took a lot of heat for saying drugs were going down 500%, 600%, 700%. But we also say sometimes 50%, 60%, it’s a different kind of calculation, and people understand it better.”

The dumbest president ever.

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

Holy shit. Trump’s brain is so damaged he doesn’t realize Greece isn’t a person:

“Greece has been very supportive; he is a terrific guy.”

This guys brain is mashed potatoes.

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

WOW. THE WINNING. PLEASE MAKE IT STOP SIR. WE CANNOT HANDLE ANY MORE OF THIS GOLDEN ERA!!

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

In a sane administration, the FBI Director doesn’t go on the morning news to prove he’s not a drunk, the Defense Secretary doesn’t quote Tarantino to prove he’s a man of God, and the President doesn’t take multiple cognitive exams to prove he’s not insane.

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

His entire team let him quote Pulp Fiction as the Bible because he's hated behind the scenes.

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

Woe to those who manipulate religion and the very name of God for their own military, economic, and political gain, dragging that which is sacred into darkness and filth. #ApostolicJourney #Cameroon https://t.co/bKteFZ3iWE