*actual conversation from this weekend*
Girl: “you’re single?”
Me: “yes..”
Girl: “how, you’re cute, smart, and tall?!”
Me: “idk, if I knew I feel like I wouldn’t be single...” 😂
North Korean leader Kim Jong Un called for improvements to what he described as an outdated poultry industry as he inspected a new chicken farm being built south of the country's capital, state media says. https://t.co/4OPblYvaSp
Covid-19 cure, everyone just shut the hell up and we will be good according to my university. GG where do I collect my Nobel Prize for my ground breaking discovery 👀