Brandan

KC, KSU, NYR and Ferrari. A piece of paper says I'm a doctor, but good god don't take anything I retweet as medical advice.

[Brandan @BrandanKC]

Justin Bieber at the NHL draft is so cringe. Make it go away

[Brandan @BrandanKC]

@nfldraftscout Good luck, brother. Saw a ton of Ortho trauma during my fellowship. These surgeons are damn near miracle workers. It will get better

[Brandan @BrandanKC]

@screagar @MLB Between his productivity, age, and insanely affordable contract, I don't think any team has the assets to trade for him. Like what would he be worth? Your top 5 prospects from a good prospect organization?

[Brandan @BrandanKC]

@vzmercogliano Feels like a last gap attempt to compete with their aging, overpriced roster that will send them into a lengthy full rebuild if/when it ends

[Brandan @BrandanKC]

@TheRealHoz35 All I can think of when I see stuff like this is Bonds' 2004 season

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Brandan @BrandanKC]

*Sad quote tweets*

[Paul Hembekides (Hembo) @PaulHembo]

Bobby Witt Jr. has accounted for 57% of Royals position-player fWAR since the start of 2025.

Mike Trout, baseball's greatest victim-of-circumstance superstar, never had a 2-year share that high.

[Brandan @BrandanKC]

@adollinger I'm as optimistic as anyone reasonably could be, but yeahhhh

[Brandan @BrandanKC]

Erceg is broken

[Brandan @BrandanKC]

Was so excited for this Royals season and it's been a disaster from the beginning

[Brandan @BrandanKC]

@anne__rogers Drag him

[Brandan @BrandanKC]

@WIBWAndrew Did you buy the rock?

[Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs]

ANOTHER GIVEAWAY‼️

RT to enter to win a signed @35Pwoo jersey!

[Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs]

Chiefs Kingdom, who wants a signed jersey from our newest cornerback?!?

RT for a chance to win‼️

[Brandan @BrandanKC]

@AlwysNxtYr @PSchrags This is my head canon

[Brandan @BrandanKC]

@MLB @Royals I would love you forever

[MLB @MLB]

These new Kansas City Royals City Connects are clean 😮‍💨

We are giving away a new Royals City Connect jersey just for you! Repost and reply for your chance to win!

[Brandan @BrandanKC]

Where the hell is One Shining Moment? I'm trying to go to bed you asshats

[milo edwards @Milo_Edwards]

sniffing glue may cause a lot of car accidents but it also enables you to commune with the gorilla glue spirit-guide who saves your life. impossible to say if it’s good or not.

[Brandan @BrandanKC]

@saintbardy @StevePalazzolo_ J-E-T-S

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