Brande Roderick

✨ Actress | Producer | Model | 90s | 00s 💕
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email: [email protected]

[Brande Roderick @BrandenRoderick]

Fine, you ask her 🙄😂

#dadjokes #dadjokesdaily #jokes #funny #lol

[Brande Roderick @BrandenRoderick]

I used to be a baker,
but I couldn't make enough dough. 🥖

Happy Sunday! 🤣

[Brande Roderick @BrandenRoderick]

Who else is halfway there? 🤪
https://t.co/DPGixUEzMi

[Brande Roderick @BrandenRoderick]

Why did the man bring a ladder to the bar?
Because he heard the drinks were on the house! 🍻🪜

Happy Saturday! 🍹

[Brande Roderick @BrandenRoderick]

When Intrusive thoughts take over 😂💕

https://t.co/rYs0NRr8O6

[Brande Roderick @BrandenRoderick]

I used to play piano by ear…
But now I use my hands. 🎹👂➡️✋
Happy Friday! 🎉

[Brande Roderick @BrandenRoderick]

Football season is back 🏈❤️‍🔥
& you already know who I’m riding with… 👀🏹 @GirlsThatGamble 💋

[Brande Roderick @BrandenRoderick]

Why did the bird go to the hospital?
To get a tweet-ment. 🐦🏥

Happy Thursday! 🩷

[Brande Roderick @BrandenRoderick]

I guess I need better locks 😂

#dadjokesdaily #dadjokes #comedy #joke #funny

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Why don’t grasshoppers ever watch football? 🦗⚽

Because they’re afraid of the kick-off! 😂

Happy Hump Day! 🐪

[Brande Roderick @BrandenRoderick]

I liked this one 😂💕

#dadjokes #dadjokesdaily #jokes #funny #lol

[Brande Roderick @BrandenRoderick]

Bring some love to my latest Instagram post!

https://t.co/jQOS8nubgM

[Brande Roderick @BrandenRoderick]

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet.
I don’t know y! 🤷‍♀️🔤

Wishing you a wonderful Tuesday! 💫📚

[Brande Roderick @BrandenRoderick]

Hate when this happens 😂

[Brande Roderick @BrandenRoderick]

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? 🧹
"SUPPLIES!" 🎉

Happy Monday! 💕

[Brande Roderick @BrandenRoderick]

@gatorju I was!

[Brande Roderick @BrandenRoderick]

Can't ever trust a man! 😉😂

[Brande Roderick @BrandenRoderick]

Why are baseball players so rich?
Because they play on diamonds. 💎⚾

Happy Sunday! 💙

[Brande Roderick @BrandenRoderick]

What are they teaching kids these days? 😂

#dadjokes #dadjokesdaily #jokes #funny #lol

[Brande Roderick @BrandenRoderick]

What do you call a farm that makes bad jokes? 🚜🌾 Corny! 🌽😂💥

Happy Saturday! 🍹🌴🏄‍♂️