Brandon Pfeltz

I write music and musicals and I was also on a reality show once.

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I’m sorry, did I just hear it wrong or do we have a general named Raising Cane? #Venezuela #Trump

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@robpgole @ClayTravis All they’re doing is creating a bigger mess.

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@TallDelta @Bakari_Sellers They’re speechless by how stupid he is.

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“The days of rule by unelected bureaucrats are over.”

He says, as Elon sits right there. #Trump

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“Our country will be woke no longer.”

Trump admitting he’s asleep at the wheel.

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Free speech is great. You’re free to spout hate, and I’m free to remind you what an asshole you are.

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The sergeant at arms “restoring order” looks a lot like Saddam purging his political enemies.

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I wish I could be as confident as Melania Trump starting a standing ovation for herself. #StateOfTheUnion

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Cannot wait to hear how President Krasnov is going to further destroy America!

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@jenhoog It definitely was God. He always told us the Anti Christ would come. He was right, Trump is here!

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@MsSass72 Maybe another rapist? Harvey Weinstein?

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@hosier_roger @DanNewsManBall @OANN Good thing you don’t have to give him a grade because I’d give you a D for your dumbass rating.

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@Lightofthedawn3 @berlin_bridge Not yet.

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@ThoughtyOpiniao @JustinTrudeau Dumbass

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@ChristianRife10 Oh goodie. Two dipshits in one place.

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Can’t wait to hear what insane shit Trump spouts tonight. He’s the hottest horror/comedy writer out there right now. #Trump

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What’s gonna be your first tweet after the aliens arrive? #drones #UAPs

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WHY WOULD HE SHOW UP HERE?! Did he just stumble in drunk? #HarrisonFord #GameAwards2024

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Marlon Brando would have been proud tonight. #TheOscars #Oscars

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@timheidecker Is Jimmy Carter still okay? It’s been 9 hours.