Brandi staples

UMO '19

[kenzie @kenzhadley]

yesterday i completed a chore that i’ve been putting off for 5 months. it took me 20 minutes. i will learn nothing from this

[Joey⚡️ @joeygllghr]

My husband doesn’t want me to have rights but I still love him

[Alex Murdoch @alexgmurd]

maybe if i dress up as the stock market he’ll finally start investing in me

[Ali 🦋 @alidoisbitch]

Honestly dude.. being in a toxic relationship made ME toxic. I didn’t want to accept it for such a long time but I’ve realized there’s so much shit I get mad about that’s like ?????? Why do I do that? 😅

[Brandi staples @BrandiStaples]

@Erika_Everett did kitty make it back in safely?!

[Brandi staples @BrandiStaples]

@Erika_Everett i’m really not in the least bit surprised :)

[Brandi staples @BrandiStaples]

@kathleenlater i’m 5’6” and i’m a bitch

[justin @farringt0n]

"i like ur personality" thanks i have like 4 more

[Brandi staples @BrandiStaples]

@kathleenlater hehe thank you sm katie ily💜

[Brandi staples @BrandiStaples]

@kathleenlater 🙋🏼‍♀️ lets take the jeep out some day soon 💜

[𝕂𝕆𝕂𝕆 @kokorashell]

Stop reaching out first and you’ll see how many dead plants you’ve been watering

[kat @kitkatstx]

"bAbY shE dOnT meAN noTHIng tO Me" ok so shoot her

[Ruiz @unknownxruiz_]

I want my children to grow up seeing what real love is between two people.

[Amanda @Pandamoanimum]

THE ELEPHANT ALSO PUTS THE HAT ON ITS OWN HEAD. THE ELEPHANT MAKES A JOKE AND PRETENDS TO WEAR THE HAT AND I THINK MY HEART JUST BURST.

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Girls are like "how do you not remember my favorite food" idk how do you not remember what all your leg bruises are from?