Brand of Frost

THAC0, THIS

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Boy, you sure did crush those arrogant fedora-wearing atheists, though, didn't you? Good job with that

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very excited to announce that i have been asked to discuss my work at a panel at nebula con 2023

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Good news from the woke HR department

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If you are thinking "BOF, your sense of humor and/or your politics suck, how the hell is any woman interested in you" please consider that this is the alt for weird things that I am compelled to say but have the sense to keep away from my realname account

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Sincerepost warning

Yarvin's dating profile was by far the most relatable thing about him

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Thinking about it made me think about what degree my sense of humor has been shaped by the ability to make women I was attracted to laugh, and the answer is, "a lot". Yarvin strikes me as either deliberately avoiding humor or 100% out of phase with mine

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brb, finding Jesus so that when something nice happens people will say "you're so blessed" instead of "you're so privileged"

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RMS: "I wish for my assertion that Linux is not GNU/Linux to enter the popular consciousness."

*finger on the monkey's paw curls*

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If I were on a billionaire's pedophile sex island, I would simply say no thank you and ask for a nice 20-year-old please

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I also pondered whether Batman performs fellatio. The answer is he has never needed to. He has a move he uses long before the encounter gets to that point that works like the Five Point Palm Exploding Heart technique, but for handjobs

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I don't want to see Batman performing oral sex the regular way. He should do it the same way he fights. Study his opponent carefully for a little while ("batplay"), two quick licks delivered with expert technique and timing, and you're unconscious from pleasure.

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1. Yes, Batman absolutely thinks of it in terms of "opponent"
2. "That's unrealistic, it takes me six or ten minutes, minimum." Yeah, everyone thinks they're tough enough to take Batman

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@__justplaying 🥵

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This is a fun quote, and I love Terry Pratchett, but it works just as well for "stripes".

Yeah, things that are defined by their relationship to each other become meaningless if you disintegrate both; that doesn't make them fake

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being at kegan stage 5 does not improve your life very much, but stage 6 gives you a second attack which is a major boost to your DPS

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Journal of Neurotypical Studies: we have identified a condition called "aaphantasia". Subjects with aaphantasia seem normal but can reason about an imaginary object only by constructing a visual model of it and examining it as they would a physical object

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there's never been a better time to get on Tinder and brag about having your V-card

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What? We're cool again?

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Broke: demisexual
Woke: sapiosexual
Bespoke: PCsexual; you are attracted only to those who have sentience outside the bounds of the simulation