brandon 🦕🇦🇷

Idk man I just work here

[brandon 🦕🇦🇷 @Brandon_2703]

Haven’t posted my self in a min :)

[HNI all days @hnialldays]

Cuando le pedís a Feraligatr que use danza dragón:

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Yesterday, I went to see Zendaya and Mr Zendaya in a movie. Today, I went to see Zendaya and Mr Zendaya in a different movie. It has been a good weekend.

[brandon 🦕🇦🇷 @Brandon_2703]

@Samposesnow I live in Florida!

[♡ guilty as sina?❤️‍🔥 @thisismebiing]

spiderman brand new day highkey unrealistic cause mamdani would’ve never let that happen in his new york

[juli🇦🇷 is a daughter from hell @sturnioloyapper]

chicos mi papá me pregunta
"por qué vas a ver el partido de boca desde cuándo te gustan esas cosas?"
y yo le digo
"no no se me gusta no se... me gusta"
Y ME DICE
"paredes?"
AKJAJAJAJSJA LARGUE UNA CARCAJADA

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

They’re destroying the books.
They’re destroying the museums.
They’re prosecuting the scientists.
They’re cutting down the forests.
They’re destroying the planet.

[🍁🇦🇷 @5coupz]

si este país se comienza a dedicar a sacar series/películas de contenido homosexual, pagamos la deuda con el FMI colta la bocha

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

So if I purchase a DVD and digitize it, that’s copyright infringement. But if an AI company buys my book and scans it to train their system, that’s perfectly fine? Once again, corporations are allowed to play by their own rules. I’m so sick of the hypocrisy.

[Alan @Al4nxcats]

Yo, un esclavo de la nostalgia, cuando tengo que borrar la foto que tomé de una fresa hace 2 años

[Veggie @bigboybokchoy]

The reason you’re unhappy is that you haven’t found the right thing to buy. There’s something out there you can purchase that will make this all go away

[♻️ @imnyambu]

I mastered how to be alone... It's the horny part that's cooking me.

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪 @FromN5_]

wine drunk doesn’t even announce itself. you just be relaxing then all of sudden you start feeling sexy as fvck 😭

[autist @litteralyme0]

How the start of summer felt those two weeks when we had 4 world cup games a day

[Roberto🌹🇵🇸 @r0berto_new_6]

I got $8.50 chicken and rice today

[mila • ⋆｡°✩ @swiftttmila]

entran al cine el conjunto de personas más insoportables para ver la odisea:
mi viejo (historiador)
su mujer (lic en lengua y literatura)
mi novio (cineasta)
yo (tuitera)

estaremos actualizando

[11 Yanks @11Yanks]

Imagine watching the World Cup and finally deciding to give MLS a chance so you go to this game and see this.

[He_is @Kentrell600]

I'm such a slut for reassurance my heart literally nuts when you tell me you want me

[nicholasuesuesue @sendnickpix]

Me changing every variable on grindr's filters so the hot guy in the XTRA bit finally pops up in my grid

[Oops ! All lucario @DeerFaggot]

as much as i love casual nudity i could never do it with someone else because my ass would see them naked and immediately get hard