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Just a guy who loves 3 things, family, god, and jelly roll!!🔥🔥😂😂

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Quickest draw this side of the Mississippi (clicking off of solitaire milliseconds before my boss walks behind my computer)

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The hand that feeds me: “YEEEEEOOOOOWWWCH!!!!!!!”

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Hitting your buddy with “is this a bit?”while they tell a story about their family member with cancer

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@RepFine

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@dailybsennecke Sweet

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Can Netanyahu spare a bomb and blow the shit out of my bitch HR professor?

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Every breath I take is a slap in the face to Mlk’s legacy. And you can take that to the bank!!

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Asking the bartender for a round of angel shots for me and my boys.

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A24 Movie Studios: You know that sport you don’t give a shit about? Well here is an actor you hate portraying a person you have never heard of.

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I’m not hungover I’m just going through menopause #LANK

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Any ladies in town that are #easyhole?!?!

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Came to the conclusion that the Zionists sank the Edmund Fitzgerald. Now I’m really getting ticked off.

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Watching the Maze Runner rn. Y’all will never guess what they’re doing.

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So excited for my 8th @JellyRoll615 concerts, literally shaking and peeing a little too!!!!

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Watching the new Danny Duncan, wonder if he’s ever made his girl squirt🤣🤣