brando

2018 Arruda Bowl Champion

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Life's too short to bet the under.

[brando @BrandonChora]

"I wasn't wrong, I just wasn't right" - @PFTCommenter

[brando @BrandonChora]

Qatar are absolute clowns

[brando @BrandonChora]

Please Vladdy. Please.

[Sportsnet @Sportsnet]

BAM BAM GRAND SLAM 💥

[brando @BrandonChora]

BARGER BOMB LET'S GOOOOOOOOOO

[brando @BrandonChora]

LETS GO BLUE JAYS HOLY SHIT. FEED ME THE DODGERS.

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

It’s about the journey. Thank you to everyone who believed.

[brando @BrandonChora]

First draft of the season let's gooooo

[Rink Rat Report @RinkRatReport]

Happy 5th Anniversary to the Cody Ceci Shot

[LBW @losblancoswrld]

A young Cristiano Ronaldo doing tricks with a staff member during a photoshoot. Both went crazy 💥

[Sid Seixeiro @Sid_Seixeiro]

The New York Yankees have won the World Series 27 times. This is what the Blue Jays have done to their fan base…

[Hulk Hogan @HulkHogan]

Man I need a cup of serious mud brother. HH

[spencer🦕 @spen______]

Yankees fans sitting in their $5000 per month studio apartment watching their team lose another series at the Rogers Centre

[Fantasy Footballers @TheFFBallers]

"Yeah my team is pretty loaded... the ballers draft analyzer gave it an A+"

[ancient memes @meme_ancient]

"out here in Amish, smoking big doinks in Amish." (2017)

[Dimitri Filipovic @DimFilipovic]

The legend grows

[brando @BrandonChora]

Just placed my first bet since the Leafs lost. Put in on Benfica. When has riding your favourite teams ever gone wrong.

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

[Ace on shark tank]

Ace: Hello Sharks, It’s Ace here.

*Ace doesn’t say anything after this. He stands there and stares directly towards the Sharks. Like 8 seconds goes by*

Mark Cuban: hey Ace. Do you have a business?…

Ace: Ace here.

Robert Herjavec (who is visibly pissed off already and crinkling a piece of paper in his hand): so you’re going to come on here and say nothing? It’s an opportunity of a lifetime. I sold a software company for 300 million and it took me 8 years for anyone to hear me out. And you’re not going to take advantage of what’s right here in front of you? What’s going on here?

Kevin O’Leary: Ace, I want to make money. im out. Fuck you.

Lori (whos tits are looking absolutely huge): kevin! That is rude. give the guy a chance, maybe he’s just nervous. Come on Ace, I know you have it in you. What do you have for us? Why are you here today?

Barbara (also pissed off but not because of Ace it’s because everyone keeps thinking she’s a lesbian): I need a soldier out there I need someone who knows what they want. There’s too much hesitation, and for that reason, I’m out.

Daymond John: Ace, I know it hasn’t went well for you thus far but here’s what I’m going to do. I’m going to offer you 250,000 for 70% of your company.

Robert Herjavec: Daymond he hasn’t said anything besides that his name is Ace. Are you crazy? There is nothing here.

Mark Cuban: Robert, hold on. Ace, you should take that deal from Daymond. That’s a good deal and I wouldn’t say that if I didn’t mean it.

Daymond: mark, would you like to go in on that with me? 125,000 each and 35% each way?

*mark pauses. He looks at Ace. Looks back at Daymond. Back to Ace. Back to Daymond*

Mark: let’s do it

*robert Herjavec immediately has a heart attack*

*mark and Daymond swiftly stand up and walk towards ace and shake his hand*

Mark: we’re looking forward to this. You made the right decision.

Daymond: we’re happy for Ace.

Ace: it’s Ace.

*cuts to survivor season 700 commercial*

[brando @BrandonChora]

@splash_cousin Honestly there's nothing worse

[brando @BrandonChora]

. @god, I'll never play a slot again if the leafs can please win this one. Thanks.