Brandon Cooley

Senior UX Practitioner | Enabler of Chaos | Free Radical

[Brandon Cooley @BrandonECooley]

@YouTube you tried this before and it sucked; skip ad means skip ad, not skip to the next ad. Stop creating poor experiences.

[Brandon Cooley @BrandonECooley]

@ATMwithJacy I've been a manager for 2.5 years, and in that time, every one of my direct reports has been promoted. Love seeing my design team get set up for success.

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@Roadie you might want to get an accessibility expert on your team asap. This is all sorts of WCAG failure.

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@PitchingNinja This is the same man who threw a 95 mph Knuckle Curve. Joe Kelly is playing a video game out there.

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@NatWoodward I promise to tweet about succession more and tag you directly. That level is too low (I haven't watched it but I can still tweet)

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@moorehn That feeling when you've been having this same discussion in your head to bring up to your therapist and then a rando on Twitter vocalizes it so well.

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@leeloowrites As much as I want to be like, "wtf, this makes no sense," sadly I feel like it's another case of, "see, medicine STILL gives zero fucks about women."

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@RightWingEgr @CBBonFOX @AlabamaMBB According to BracketResearch they have 2 quad 1 and 3 quad 2 wins.

https://t.co/flTOwKSI4j

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@DidiViewing @BleacherReport He got the nickname while at the Naval Academy for reaching the top of the Herndon Monument first at the end of plebe year.

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@robertalearns Yeah, seems about right.

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@AaronSuttles @marytylerpoor Don't forget Rose Tower. That one makes me feel old.

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@Activision get your UX team on Call of Duty and fix your update flow. I shouldn't have to restart after I restarted just to be told I have extra software packs to install that are similar to the other extra software packs I already installed just to play the new season.

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@ldebett @roxroxdesign Boo to both of you 🙄

[Brandon Cooley @BrandonECooley]

@M0REJUYE0N Only sliding through to say, I'm here to be your enemy. 😁

[Brandon Cooley @BrandonECooley]

@DavidCSloane @Independent @AyannaPressley Seriously. Get her name right.

AYANNA.

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@HawleyMO @simonschuster You're a graduate of Yale Law, how do you not know the First Amendment yet?! The government isn't censoring you and there are consequences to your actions.

How were your rights violated?

[Alabama Men’s Basketball @AlabamaMBB]

𝗙𝗶𝗿𝘀𝘁 win at 🏠 vs. 🐊 since 2006

𝗔𝗡𝗗

𝗙𝗶𝗿𝘀𝘁 3⃣-0⃣ start in 𝗦𝗘𝗖 since 1986-87

#BlueCollarBasketball | #RollTide

[Brandon Cooley @BrandonECooley]

Anyone else run to check their phone when the @SlackHQ commercial is on?

[Brandon Cooley @BrandonECooley]

@mleeblick We've been hearing "Irreplaceable" and "Whatever you like" on repeat (the latter sounds like "I want Joe Biden, I need Joe Biden"

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@ldebett @thisisdebonair I just had my gf watch this this weekend 🤣🤣