Brandon Farris

Persistence pays off.

[Brandon Farris @BrandonFarris1]

@FiddedSheets Happy Birthday Fiddy!

[Brandon Farris @BrandonFarris1]

Phone. keys. Wallet. Mask.

[Brandon Farris @BrandonFarris1]

Best part of 2020: Joey Chestnut’s NEW record! 🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭

[Brandon Farris @BrandonFarris1]

Borden Brand Update Video https://t.co/oty2UkSoXj via @YouTube

[Brandon Farris @BrandonFarris1]

I gave her the ring and she gave me the finger.

[Brandon Farris @BrandonFarris1]

Take one day at a time; be present.

[Brandon Farris @BrandonFarris1]

Plastic straws suck.

[Zain @Answerdaq]

#UFC223 @JohnCena is looking for an opponent

[Daniel Cormier @dc_mma]

Ground plane.....
Take in custody....
Escort to arena on Saturday night to make him fight Khabib.....
That’s true punishment!

[Brandon Farris @BrandonFarris1]

@ThomasJ_adams

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Wow, the new President of Russia looks so much like the old President!

[Brandon Farris @BrandonFarris1]

Breaking News: Trump fires the committee in charge of seeding teams.

[Vince McMahon @VinceMcMahon]

He’s still got it. Here’s to @steveaustinBSR on #Austin316Day!

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Sometimes I feel bad for Melania, but then I remember she once killed another model with her teeth.

[Brandon Farris @BrandonFarris1]

I think I'd rather play Arizona now... 😳

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

The chances of picking a perfect March Madness bracket are 1 in 9.2 quintillion. Which sounds impossible, but 5 years ago those were the odds Donald Trump would be president.

[Brandon Farris @BrandonFarris1]

Buffalo Winning > My Bracket

[Eric Rosenthal @ericsports]

Arizona is going to beat the FBI but not Buffalo? Come on now

[Brandon Farris @BrandonFarris1]

According to recent surveys, 51% of the people are in the majority.

[Brandon Farris @BrandonFarris1]

Roadkill overkill. #RaccoonsLivesMatter