Brandon Fitzgerald

Here to tweet about video games, movies, and sports. I love the Rams and Wizards too much.

[Brandon Fitzgerald @BrandonFitzy]

Just go ahead and give me the Chewy and Porg buddy cop film announcement already. #TheLastJedi

[Brandon Fitzgerald @BrandonFitzy]

Hell yes! He’s gonna do great

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

The Washington Wizards are signing Reece Beekman to a two-way NBA deal, converting his exhibit 10 to the team’s final slot, sources tell ESPN.

[Brandon Fitzgerald @BrandonFitzy]

Epic speed of the launcher is not why I will only use Steam and not you.

[Epic Games Store @EpicGames]

We vibe coded the Epic Games Launcher to be faster than the other guy.

Don't believe us? Test it out for yourself in Preview:
https://t.co/pdtAeEIri4

[New York Post @nypost]

Florida State dismisses top football recruit after 150-mph car chase, felony arrest https://t.co/t1kXpcM3Sr

[Brandon Fitzgerald @BrandonFitzy]

You can’t write better comedy than this.

[Megyn Kelly @megynkelly]

Could you pls clarify @LindnerCtrHope:
1. Has James Talarico been to your facility at all at any point in the last 9 days?
2. Was the facility operator who said he had been there mistaken? Will you allow her to speak publicly?

[Brandon Fitzgerald @BrandonFitzy]

This team is ready for the smoke

[Cole @ColeThereum]

I made a game where you draft your All 22 Pokemon team from randomly rolled Regions and Pokemon Types and the goal is to finish the season 17-0

So far my best record is 10-7 lol

https://t.co/9ht5V4hiuT

[Brandon Fitzgerald @BrandonFitzy]

Not a ball knower

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

🤡 Eric Schmitt beclowns himself during Jack Smith hearing 🤡

Schmitt concocted an elaborate conspiracy theory that Smith traveled to Atlanta to go to a Hawks game and collude with Fani Willis, and briefly displayed his "evidence" on a poster board before accusing Smith of perjury. There's just one problem -- Schmitt's facts were totally wrong. Smith was actually in Maryland at a Hawkeyes (not a Hawks) game and never met Willis. As Klobuchar told him, "You have your teams wrong."

Here's the whole deeply embarrassing sequence:

[Brandon Fitzgerald @BrandonFitzy]

Flat out robbed.

[Brandon Fitzgerald @BrandonFitzy]

Thank goodness for Josh bringing some logic to this one.

[Josh Robbins @JoshuaBRobbins]

(1/3) That is, uh, an interesting write-up. If the Wizards intended to only play their veterans and move their young players out of the rotation, then the write-up would be on point. But the team intends to prioritize the growth of its young players while it attempts to win.

[Brandon Fitzgerald @BrandonFitzy]

Ted Cruz, certified not ball knower

[Ted Cruz @tedcruz]

What does it say that this 🤡 —who wants to represent Michigan—has never heard of Ohio State?

[Brandon Fitzgerald @BrandonFitzy]

GOAT

[Robin Lopez @rolopez42]

Biggest issue: If you're being drafted, people are saying "we want you around for 4 years" & I can't imagine anybody wants Enes Kanter or Royce White around them for even 4 minutes.

We've seen this illustrated whenever Enes is near Turkey or Royce comes close to logic/reality.

[Wario64 @Wario64]

Follow @Wario64 and repost for a chance to win one of three $25 Gamesplanet credit (US Store) courtesy of @GamesplanetUK. Giveaway ends on August 7 at 6 PM PT

Summer Sale is live until August 10th https://t.co/6aygKX1XzB #ad

[Brandon Fitzgerald @BrandonFitzy]

We all knew Ed and CAA would come through eventually!

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

The #Rams and No. 13 overall pick Ty Simpson have agreed to terms on his rookie contract and he is signing his four-year, $25.4M fully guaranteed deal with a fifth-year option. He gets a $14.94M signing bonus in a deal done by Ed Berry of @caa_sports.

[Brandon Fitzgerald @BrandonFitzy]

@BillSimmons get on the mic now

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BLOCKBUSTER: The Boston Celtics have agreed to trade Jaylen Brown to the Philadelphia 76ers for Paul George, two first-round picks and two second-round picks, sources tell ESPN.

[Brandon Fitzgerald @BrandonFitzy]

Trung Canidate

[S_U_Network @S_U_Network]

Whoever names the most obscure NFL running back wins.

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Eyes Up, Guardians 🇺🇸

[Brandon Fitzgerald @BrandonFitzy]

Buddy I’ve been a Rams fan my whole life and I did not think they had a chance in hell to win it all for years lol

[Fullcourtpass @Fullcourtpass]

Adam Silver says he wants the NBA to be more like the NFL

“The goal over time has been, and I’ve said it, to be more NFL-like. Where you believe your team has a shot.”

(Via @dpshow)

[Washington Wizards @WashWizards]

WELCOME TO THE DYSTRICT🧙‍♂️

#ForTheDistrict | @AJ_Dybantsa

[Brandon Fitzgerald @BrandonFitzy]

Uncommon W from Mace

[Nancy Mace @NancyMace]

Some people expect me to be eating a pint of ice cream after my loss.

I have other plans.