Brandon

[Brandon @BrandonMessing]

Just realized I only have two more days cracking my back on school desk, my back will not be the same

[Brandon @BrandonMessing]

Made an offer today 🙏🏼 life’s crazy

[Brandon @BrandonMessing]

Might fuck around and buy a house

[Brandon @BrandonMessing]

@BenHump12 I don’t think it’s going to get better

[Brandon @BrandonMessing]

Might fuck around and buy a house

[Brandon @BrandonMessing]

Yo wtf I thought we all agreed on having corona bodies this summer

[Brandon @BrandonMessing]

Lol I graduated high school like 2 years ago like wtf

[Brandon @BrandonMessing]

Where is spaceship earth headed

[Brandon @BrandonMessing]

Why is it 9:40 at night and I move out at 5 in the morning and I have nothing packed

[Brandon @BrandonMessing]

I miss Juice wrld man

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

He was SNATCHING ankles at the roller-rink (via IG:JonathanG2003) https://t.co/DMi0aip72d

[Brandon @BrandonMessing]

I want a bad bitch

[Brandon @BrandonMessing]

The same people that shamed others at the beginning of the pandemic went on to party and vacation after a couple of months during it lol

[Brandon @BrandonMessing]

How did I make it this long in life being awkward as hell

[Brandon @BrandonMessing]

My main goal is to blow up and then act like I don’t know nobody

[Brandon @BrandonMessing]

You? Me? Wii Bowling?

[Brandon @BrandonMessing]

Fuck taxes

[Brandon @BrandonMessing]

Why do cigarettes have to be bad for you

[Brandon @BrandonMessing]

Just want an old fashioned Juul hit ya know

[Brandon @BrandonMessing]

If I can’t get drunk in an Applebee’s when I turn 21 I’m going to be pissed

[Brandon @BrandonMessing]

Ah 5 years of being an ordained minister has just flew by

[Brandon @BrandonMessing]

I’m like Santa but with no Ho’s