Brandon Chicken

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@gooey_tip Dukebags

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@JakeCrain_ Guys an idiot. Booing doesn’t mean quitting. It’s constructive communication. Without booing the team won’t know that it’s playing badly. See what happened after the booing?

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@Ben_Litvin Not so fast my friend

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@BleedBNetwork I regret to report that Alabama has its own “toy,” known as Nacho Jesus, not regularly utilized since 2005, when it was shipped to Asia for enhanced weaponization. It is maliciously depleting the State of Kentucky’s Strategic Bourbon Reserve and stands ready to war crimes.

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@3YearLetterman What people don’t realize is that this is almost exactly 1/5 of the defensive perimeter held by the encircled 101st Airborne and attached units around the Bastogne road junction in 1944, meaning that if our boys were in the good ole US of A they would have had 100 Waffle Houses.

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@bigten https://t.co/JCtLm2BuSM

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@barstoolsports Yea well I witnessed something a little different

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@GStpierre_ Or at least for killing that kid in the tower.

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@wenbickert @jimmysmith89 “Lighten up”

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@ScarboroughMike The absolute irony that this goes up after Nick Saban leaves college football.

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@nflrums Or LSU.

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@JonahDispatch I think Hoover was better than Coolidge mainly bc of the vacuums.

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@SpaceX We gonna bring boudin to the moon.

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@rtraustin_ “Can” is doing so much work.

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@LoganDobson Maybe more of our policymakers should get absolutely rocked by Lawrence Taylor.

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@secnumbersguy The Falcons.

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@LukeMiani Can’t wait until they find the specific black hole star for our solar system and we all realize that Chris Cornell was way ahead of his time.

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@GrooverBrad Take your victories where you can I guess.

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@CPhilly19 Yes

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@NoContextSEC @AuburnEinstein @gatorsszn @AllAubarn @TheRealCruzOx @BFW @daileyjoyf @jontweetssports @ZeroContextVols No.