Brandon Phoenix

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

this has to be the most fun job of all time i’m in tears😭😭

[ziiwizz @ziiwizz]

How I’m waking up on September 15th

[Jozu 🇵🇦 @JozuJoestarr]

slept for 9 hours

had steak and eggs for breakfast

detailed my car

got a haircut

found $20 in my pants pocket

texting my ex again

still have money left over from my last check

[Periquito Subatômico @PassaroSubato]

Every time a fortnite compie posts a clip it's always the most looney tunes ass sequence of events imaginable

[swag @bluntsmokr45]

you can see the moment he thought it wasnt gonna rub off

[𝕴𝖙𝖆𝖈𝖍𝖎 @itachixversefn]

YOU KNOW ITS GONNA BE BAD WHEN PEEPS AIM WITH A SHOTGUN 😭💔

[👽 @awwheyuu]

when you sleeping and you can feel she outside being a whore

[Counter Strike Community @cs2com_]

POV: When your teammates dies and telling you what to do

[crow @corvidtwt]

my grandma saw my twitter pointed at the crow suit and said "what's that?"
i said, "oh, well, i was at convention...you know like they have for comics. it's like a comic con-"

she said "i know what a furry is"

[Lancesico 🇱🇨 @Bornakang]

First in my bloodline to see someone Tokyo drift cups

[rave* @rareblurs]

me hitting “notify anyway”

[🧚 @paloma_datgirl]

I decided to give gta 5 another playthrough before 6 comes out, this was one of the first times I switched back to Franklin lol

[👑 THE JANKROW 🇯🇲🦅 @bumbuhklaattt]

White women killing their kids all over the US and white men killing their whole families and their kids shooting up schools .. but black people in the USA have the “violent race” stereotype???

[CAMELCAST OFFICIAL @CAMELCASTOff]

Calm down everyone. He has postpartum

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

How are we a year in and they’re still inventing new Kirk memes

[Rage 🔞 @rageinpeople]

Making peace with the fact that some things that I really really want aren't meant for me in this life

[Jason gta @JASON_DUVAL_VI]

Full clip btw

Should be in a museum

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

Genuinely all these people need to die I do not care. There is no coexisting with them.