Brandon Reutzel

Winona State University.

[Raquel Harguth @raquelharguth]

IT'S FEST WEEK MY FRIENDS 🙌🏼

[Brandon Reutzel @BrandonReutzel]

@raquelharguth I could use about 10 right now!!

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@raquelharguth u have no idea how awesome that sounds

[Brandon Reutzel @BrandonReutzel]

Where does the line cross between staying wild af and becoming an adult? If you know how please help a brotha out.

[Brandon Reutzel @BrandonReutzel]

"People say I got a Drinkin problem. But I don't have a problem drinking at all."

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@drunk @raquelharguth #lifesummary

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Is it really that hard for people to salt their sidewalks so people like me, who are prone to falling, don't slip.

[Brandon Reutzel @BrandonReutzel]

@raquelharguth I have to say 2016 was a very wise year.

[Brandon Reutzel @BrandonReutzel]

Thank you mom and dad for giving me such a generic name ~ Prof takes attendance: "is Brandon Here"
6 students: "yes"

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All my friends are HORRIBLE influences but damn we have a hell of a time together #MyDisfunctionalFam

[Brandon Reutzel @BrandonReutzel]

Student debt paid at 7:58 ✔️ Registered for classes at 8:00. ✔️ Procrastination mastered ✔️

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That moment when you find a whole cube of Busch light while cleaning your car >>>

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I dressed up for a speech I wasn't supposed to give until today, then today I got to class to find out it doesn't start for an hr. #Cooked

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My Econ prof blamed everyone's shitty test grades on our insecurities and poor HS education #WeWillGoWithThat #ProudToBeADumbAss

[Brandon Reutzel @BrandonReutzel]

Huge S/O to the two profs who assigned two midterms on the day after homecoming. #MuchAppreciated

[Brandon Reutzel @BrandonReutzel]

I should have chosen a major whose classes aren't always on the 3rd floor. #BusinessAdmin

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Great start to my Monday! Ate shit on my long board and only everyone was watching. #MyMondayGrind

[Brandon Reutzel @BrandonReutzel]

My Legal Business prof just bright doughnuts in for us because he said he screwed the class before us on the test he made. #Sux2SuckBUSALaw2

[Brandon Reutzel @BrandonReutzel]

People meet people in a variety of places but it's the ones that stick out in the in the most unlikely places that you never forget. #DTX

[Brandon Reutzel @BrandonReutzel]

Nothing makes me happier than seeing a bitchy professor get fat over the summer. #DayMade