Brandon P. Schwindt

I was a time traveler. I'm stranded in this time, so I make movies and art that depict times that I've visited.

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Ok people, #Halloween is over. Time to hang up the costumes already!

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Sometimes you wake up with #dawes #peaceinthevalley stuck in your head, and the world makes just a little less sense to you.

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It smells like Copenhagen #dip outside. Guess #haltom is just a giant spit cup.

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Sitting with a bunch of mouth breathers and some old dude that fell asleep at the Kia dealership - getting the oil changed. #stuffy

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I'm so over hazelnuts. I mean, #filberts

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My #chipotle bowl was super watery today. I'm blaming it on the #govtshutdown

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My internet is running much faster ever since the #governmentshutdown

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Totes #scooter #time #vespa #mod

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Best. Weather. Ever.

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You know you're living #dumb when you instal the #wingstop app -- best of the iPhone people.

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"Does yours store liquid? I guess it would, being that big" office roomie asking about my #ecigs

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Small ginger child rolls into the #7eleven midday. First thought -- is this how I die? #haltom #daywalker #noschool

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There's not near enough #twerking in #MileyCyrus 's new music video, #wrekingball still managed to watch the whole thing...

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I finally found the end of summer - what a ride!

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Took a lunch adventure downtown #fortworth and ended up getting seriously lost in the ghetto. #brownsack boozing is still alive people.

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#breafastofchampions for a large Hispanic man at #7eleven this morning was: 4 egg rolls, 4 chicken strips, and a tea.

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Just saw a weird, tiny, ginger kid with a man purse, oakleys, and a giant dad that looked like the dad from #theincredibles #pixar #4real

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#YoureNext was the best #comedy I've seen all year...

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Let's face it, #MileyCyrus at the #VMAs was a publicity stunt. Any publicity is good publicity, people.

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#redneckheaven for lunch... #wow #bestplaceever ? #durtylunch