Brandon Arellano

Borderline alcoholic , slim-Jim enthusiast, excellent credit score

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Y are cats scared of cucumbers

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I Probably drink around 23 la croix's a day.

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Lagunitas pilsner is a good beer

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@_oznerol I want to so bad

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@_oznerol miss you

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There's fucking sushi on top of this hamburger🤤

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A crackhead told me the most intense story about how he was bullied in high school and how they squished him into a football and kicked him.

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Whole mess of cornbread

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I'm makin' a whole mess of cornbread recipes this week on Positively Paula, so don't miss it! Learn more: https://t.co/91xGPmJxGG

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Make sure your man doesn't freak out ladies. https://t.co/PrrprPfdzY

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@annnsterrr does being in a quinceañera count?

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Dave Chappelle is the coolest motherfucker alive.

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My mom uses my amazon prime account and I get emails of the weird shit she buys. Wtf is raw unrefined African beeswax?

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My mom got me an electric toothbrush for Christmas. What you trying to say mom?!

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@_oznerol Wyd

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Why do white people have curly hair when they are toddlers ?

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''Tis the season to be depressed, FALALALALALALAlala.

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I love you man is one of my 30 all time favorite movies.