Brandon Quinto

i think, therefore i am.

[Brandon Quinto @Brandoquinto]

Why pay to go to Disneyland for Indiana Jones, when you can do it here in San Diego for free just driving on Miramar Rd? THE AMOUNT OF POTHOLES, BUMPS, AND WATER PROJECTS FROM THE YEAR 1900 MAKES ME CEASE.

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Charlie Puths national anthem made me feel proud for a second.

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Tis the season where Costco is battleground zero.

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Mariah Carey right about now.

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The “Jeepney Blitz” goes HARD #physicalasia

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@nfl can we please reuse the Super Bowl intro from SB XLIV. Pretty please.

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Let’s do it afraid.

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It is the year 2025 of our lord and savior Chaewon, and yet people in society still do not understand the universal signal of headphones in means I’m tryin not to make conversation.

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First time I’m flying without my wife in long time. Why do I feel so unprepared 🤔 anyways, full send.

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Send Peralta to the fucking MOON

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First year where I'm not getting a return and all of a sudden I know why adults hated tax season.

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I'm gonna need all yall who worked from home to tell your bosses to keep you at home because the TRAFFIC RAGE I get when It takes me an hour and 15 mins to drive home has increased to the moon.

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I'm at jury duty. Where is the guy with the chair pants. Bring him to me. I have questions and willing to invest.

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Damn, well. There it is.

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God is good.
Last year my a1c was at 13.4
Now I am at 6.5.

Iykyk.

#type2

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You know it’s cold outside when you go outside and it’s cold.

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That feeling when your "Out of Office" auto reply kicks in. 😌

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America is about to enter the "find out" stage.

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Alright, so on jan 20, my gas better be 2 dollars a gallon and my eggs better be 1.50

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Nevada thinks it's November 4th.