Brandon Sharp

Why don't the Mt. Rushmore heads have tiny bodies under them

[Brandon Sharp @BrandoSharp]

I imagine George Washington along with other revolution leaders in U.S. history gave this speech before their battles & that's how we won our independence thank you https://t.co/mcvnMzXfQS

[Brandon Sharp @BrandoSharp]

#wearerosebowlchampsandwillberankedtop10duetogoodteamplay

[Brandon Sharp @BrandoSharp]

#weareunrankedcauseCliffordandFranklinstink

[Brandon Sharp @BrandoSharp]

#wearecurrentlyat11andshouldstaythesameormoveupaftertoday

[Crossing Broad @CrossingBroad]

This man just ate 40 rotisserie chickens in 40 days. He took his last bite to Springsteen’s “Streets of Philadelphia”. Why?

Cause this is the greatest city in the world that’s why #ChickenMan

[r e e d S t r e e t s @dj_reedstreets]

.@Phillies #RingTheBell

[NBC Sports Philadelphia @NBCSPhilly]

Kyle Schwarber: cigar in one hand, beer in the other, explaining how the Phillies got here while a certain Mickey Avalon song plays in the background.

These Phillies are peerless.

[Crossing Broad @CrossingBroad]

Phillies fans are shaking in their boots right now.

https://t.co/HdEF59sUSE

[Brandon Sharp @BrandoSharp]

@CDirlam They don’t even play baseball

[Brandon Sharp @BrandoSharp]

5 ⭐️

[Lit News Network @litnewsnet]

If Boris Johnson and Hasbullah had a baby

[White Sox on CHSN @CHSN_WhiteSox]

“I had to take a driving test when I [came] over [to America]. I won’t have to take a test if I want to get a gun. That’s stupid. Whoever thought that was a great idea is an idiot.” – Liam Hendriks

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

The best surprise act you’ll ever see at a concert.

Kid Laroi during his concert decided to bring out…

“THE FUCKING WIGGLES.”

[The Good Liars @TheGoodLiars]

At the NRA Convention someone told us that hammers are used to kill more people than guns. So we looked up the stats in front of them.

[Los Angeles Chargers @chargers]

our 2022 opponents as pop tarts: a thread

[Philadelphia Flyers @NHLFlyers]

IT’S OFFICIAL.

The Flyers own the 5th overall pick in the 2022 #NHLDraft.

[Kenny Lay (Parody) @EnronChairman]

“Hear me out, I have a business idea”

[Brandon Sharp @BrandoSharp]

bring him back @NHLFlyers

[Coots @YaBoyCoots]

Matt Read wraps around the night and rips one past Fleury during the 2012 playoffs

[Brandon Sharp @BrandoSharp]

@_WeatherStove Shoobie