Brand Split Police

A light hearted fun account, dedicated to picking out the betraying Kayfabe of the Brand Split...no matter how small ;) (All tweets and scenarios are fictional)

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BREAKING:

IT IS NOW OFFICIAL....Brie Bella's fate has been decided.

After weeks of investigation and various testimonies of Comparative Law Case Studies, the Senior Constable has reached a decision.

My friends...Please Share.

#WWE #RAW #SDLive #Law

https://t.co/jamBBVMvyX

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@gawrestlenut @joepollock47 @TheBrandonMac @TattsHeel @JediFett @Joesuffers @cloonkey The Brand Merge Advocate... because that's what they are 😂

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During the #Coronavirus pandemic, all BSP kayfabe has been suspended until further notice. Being in life & death times, all fictional office scenarios, at a time when people are being sent home from work isn't appropriate.

We hope to pick up storylines in April

Keep in touch 🙏

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@joepollock47 Can you also tell me what is said in the opening of Baron Corbin's theme?

"Deeeee"?

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@NewAgeInsiders @smthebrewer Thought not, I was just confused by that gif lol

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Am I right in saying Goldberg is the only person to hold a World title in the 90s, 2000s, 2010s, 2020s? @NewAgeInsiders

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@smthebrewer @NewAgeInsiders Was Jericho a world champion in the 90s?

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I do...and so do my several therapists. #ErasedFromHistory #BenoitTreatment

[EP BB @WWEMergerInc]

@BrandSplitCop But do you remember 2011-2016?

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Oh and as @wilson_matty said, The Undertaker did his laundry in the ring.

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Remember? I'm scarred.

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Enjoying a nice lunch with a beautiful view of @thecubebham.

Will be meeting with @gawrestlenut and @TheEricBrandNYC this afternoon, about outlining a strategy to incorporate the next generation of Law abiding citizens, with feedback from a survey conducted to young #WWE fans.

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Thanks for this Brian. We've a been looking forward to a getaway after a busy start to the new year.

Maybe a theme park? Alton Towers? Thorpe Park? Or somewhere else.

Can't wait to find out. I'm sure @gawrestlenut @AndyGibsonTV @TheEricBrandNYC will be excited.

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BREAKING:

After weeks of investigation amongst our officers, we have now come to a conclusion regarding the fate of Stephanie McMahon and Kurt Angle.

Will they face action for appearing on #SD100 ? How severe?

Find out below...

#WWE #SDLive #RAW #NXT

https://t.co/UBZpoHNyyD

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We here at the Brand Split Police very much consider ourselves the conscience of #WWE

We aim to #ServeJustice to anyone breaking the law.

And we will camouflage in different colours to do so.

Make a #CitizensArrest for a #FF

#ColourYourConscience

#Raw #SDLive #NXT #picture

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@brnbrdshw @UTTRob @adamwilbourn

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As Senior Constable, I am delighted that @10DowningStreet have finally given #HS2 the go-ahead.

Currently, any clients flying into Heathrow, have to meet with @gawrestlenut in Ipswich.

With a 49 min ride from London to Birmingham, international clients can meet at our HQ.

[BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking]

Government will give go-ahead to whole of controversial high-speed rail line HS2, BBC confirms https://t.co/o1kfLuGVv9

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BREAKING: We can now confirm that after the cancellation of these plans last year following bankruptcy, architects will start work on the statue of @TheCeeBeeMan

Front entrance will be off limits at this time.

Wednesday May 6th will be the official presentation ceremony.

#WWE

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Rumoured:

We understand there's plans this year to unveil a mural at BSP HQ of @TheCeeBeeMan

Conor entered BSP folklore in October 2017, when he became the first ever person to make a #CitizensArrest when #SDLive
Tom Phillips appeared on #RAW.

A hero we all need!

#WWE #NXT

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@WWE_MandyRose

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In the spirit of @TinoSabbatelli possibly returning on Valentine's Day, this picture is fitting.

#NXT #NXTTampa #WWE

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Hi Joe

Would you consider are brand specific award? One for Bray and one for Seth?

Or do you think Seth should be stripped of his award?

#WWE #RAW #SmackDownOnFox

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BREAKING: Seth Rollins has been awarded the Golden Citizen award.

Seth's emphasis on a single brand mentality, by calling himself the Monday Night Messiah, as well staying on Raw since the 2016 Draft shows he truly understands what it means to be a #LawAbidingCitizen

#WWE #RAW