Some dude, but fancy.

I use humor to disguise my complete lack of social skills.
That's what she said!

[Some dude, but fancy. @Brandxtc]

I believe in a fing called love....

Justlistentotherhythemofmyheart.

[Some dude, but fancy. @Brandxtc]

@alohaMySpace I wanna be the Mac nut.

[Some dude, but fancy. @Brandxtc]

@girldrawsghosts Take it easy on the poor guy. I remember the first time I tried to make an origami car.

[Some dude, but fancy. @Brandxtc]

@AllenCMarshall My.... Milkshake.....

[Some dude, but fancy. @Brandxtc]

So, I was gonna delete this, but I think I'll leave it.
I really don't want to be such a bummer.
I had a really rough night, I'm feeling more normal today.
This is kind of the bitch of Bi-polar disorder. When you're down, you're DOWN.

Though my hairy belly is embarrassing. 😆

[Some dude, but fancy. @Brandxtc]

Fuck it.
I didn't want to open the year up as a the bipolar mistake of a man I am but hey, let's kick this fucker off huh?

I am so utterly fucking alone. I have no one. And that's not hyperbole. No one.

Here's my bitchfest.

[Some dude, but fancy. @Brandxtc]

Right now, the only reason I'm not suicidal is medicine. And my dogs.

That's it.

[Some dude, but fancy. @Brandxtc]

@SnaccDaddy1972 @netflix Amen! I was looking forward to it!

[Some dude, but fancy. @Brandxtc]

@ilovejohnkimble I ain't eating no rat burgers!

[Some dude, but fancy. @Brandxtc]

@whore_addicted I dunno why, but Institutionalized by Suicidal Tendencies just started playing in my head.

[Some dude, but fancy. @Brandxtc]

@neuroticlullaby I just see my butt freezing in the chair. I'd need a fire behind me too. Lol

[Some dude, but fancy. @Brandxtc]

@neuroticlullaby That's about perfect.

[Some dude, but fancy. @Brandxtc]

@tunaofthesky This otter shit is killing me.

I'm joining the zoo.

[Some dude, but fancy. @Brandxtc]

I have a new service to offer.

Put me in your phone as your ex.

If you drunk text me, I'll say some borderline abusive bs that'll remind you I should GTFO.

[Some dude, but fancy. @Brandxtc]

@whore_addicted 😆 sometimes you pick your brand, sometimes, your brand picks you.

[Some dude, but fancy. @Brandxtc]

@lavern_spicer Those are people, not "illegals", you sick fuck.

[Some dude, but fancy. @Brandxtc]

@STACISMAIL Just think of all the extra sass you can dish out!