BRandy Thomas

i don’t start shit, but i can tell you how it ends

[BRandy Thomas @BRandy_314]

Anyways, what I’m saying is it takes a village. Be the one who cares more. Be the one willing to help out someone else for no gain. Being a human is hard, let’s do our best to make it a little easier on each other.

[BRandy Thomas @BRandy_314]

It’s 2023, why do I still have to call to schedule so many appointments?

[BRandy Thomas @BRandy_314]

@sha__lyn @lizzy_raeee rewatching this from snap makes me smile. So so happy for you Shay 💓
Don’t forget if you need a wedding officiant, I would be honored to be your gal for that. 💓💓

[Sam Ghali, M.D. @EM_RESUS]

Here’s the Chest X-Ray of a young girl suffering from a condition that is now the #1 cause of death in children and adolescents in the U.S.

What’s the diagnosis?

[BRandy Thomas @BRandy_314]

friend: I downloaded Temu and got a $100 credit.
me: *gets $0.05 *

[BRandy Thomas @BRandy_314]

some of us talk about it & some of us are actually about it. A reminder when it doesn’t work out it’s probably for a reason.

[BRandy Thomas @BRandy_314]

I was in nursing school being strung along by a guy from where I’m from, said he couldn’t commit because he was about to go be a travel nurse… 2 years later one of us works at a lvl 2 ER and is considering travel contracts and one of us still works in a hospital where I’m from

[lara 𖡼𖤣𖥧𖡼𖤣𖥧 @fakeltfIower]

guys take shrooms and realise the same things a 13 year old girl understood after listening to the 1975 once

[Dr Meming @Dr_Meming]

Well

[GL @gldivittorio]

“Don’t ask friends for help moving as an adult” “don’t ask friends to do a potluck as an adult” you can literally ask me to hold your hand at the dentist and I will do it

[BRandy Thomas @BRandy_314]

@Papi_Price Just my BSN!

[BRandy Thomas @BRandy_314]

Back to being a full time college student and an ED nurse pulling at least a full shift’s worth of OT every week will pay off in a few months, but in the process 🫠🫠🫠

[best of the haunting @bestoffhaunting]

the haunting of hill house.

[grace @brainsoupp_]

i love it when my pets sigh like what ails you my little unemployed freeloader

[Skoog @Skoog]

everyone: exercise will help your depression

me: ah, but can you guess why i find it hard to exercise?

[meg “Yooper” bitchell @MeganBitchell]

Whatever candidate promises to ban LED headlights I’m voting for I’m now a single issue voter

[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

Eggs should not cost more than the federal minimum wage.

[BRandy Thomas @BRandy_314]

With all the educational videos going around, I need y’all to read this again. You can save a life, but you need to do it right.

[BRandy Thomas @BRandy_314]

@MakenziRussell

[Chris Haddock @drdawg1996]

As a physician I believe Damar Hamlin was likely suffering from commotio cordis where a blow to the chest at a precise moment in the electrical cycle stops the heart. Those trying to tie this to vaccine status to project their unscientific beliefs are terrible, horrible people.

[braylonnn @braylon125]

you’re suddenly the bad person when you return the same energy 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂