Andy Thomass Carroll

Not a parody.

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Remember me?

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@NotDanPacheco12 I can't even find that on a map man, what league do Albania even play in?!

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@NotDanPacheco12 YOU ARE TOO KIND I LOVE YOU AND MISS YOU BABY XXXXXXX

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Did you fail? Are you crying? Your tears make me erect.

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@TheKop10 @AsIfItsMartin *lifts skirt exposing raging erection*

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Happy birthday to Luis Saha. He made me look like a tit on here once.

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Don't have anything to say but don't want to look like I'm involved in the twitter silence. Because I'm not a cunt.

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@BigWilliGifton how could mans forget, still brings a tear to the eye reminiscing of my first WKD as a member of Bonce Squad.

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"@TheKop10: @Brandy_Carroll I have a feeling you can't remember because of all the drugs..." good point!

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Love being called a shit parody account because I can't remember the last time I pretended to be Andy Carroll, three throwaway tweets aside.

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AHAHAHAHAHA what a magnificent look. Score of Bonce out of ten. @BigWilliGifton

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Hard to feel hurt by an insult from a grown man posing with two fingers at the camera and an Arctic Monkeys fan. @chinny1988

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United losing again? #MoyesIn

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I'm moving abroad to a somewhere where they threw their royals out. I'm not paying for that parasite.

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THE ANTI-CHRIST IS HERE! REPENT! REPENT!

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"@ZOO: Rumour has it Wills & Kate had a special visitor to celebrate the Royal Baby yesterday..."NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

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"@Fact: when male Bed Bug reaches orgasm, it drills a hole in female's abdomen with his penis and injects sperms directly" kinky bastards.

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"@FilthyCapp: @oliviawilde how is that a gay dog? Your dog looks normal" did you expect a gay dog to wear short shorts and fashionable hair?

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Is it black? #RoyalBaby

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Any what's with this plague of accounts where the picture is a crudely drawn MS Paint job and everything is deliberately spelt badly?