It's kinda perfect that assholes generally tend to be around the same size as a set of puckered lips. It's like they were designed to be kissed by needy little fartsluts.
Hypno farts my beloved,,,,
Like oh nooo, the more I sniff your butt fumes the more dazed and confused and impressionable I become, hopefully you don't take advantage of me and turn me into a mindless gas huffing drone too dumb to do anything but soak up your ass stench... Haha..
Politely asking a cute girl if she can check the back of my pants to see if they're ripped, and I giggle deviously as she goes down to look.....knowing she's already fallen right into my trap~ <3
Guys what’s the best way to confess to someone over the internet that you just whimpered and came to pictures/videos of their fat sloppy unwashed hole, no reason
Girls will be like "I can fix him" and it's a gross boy who almost never showers, avoids deodorant like vampires avoid garlic, wears nothing but his underwear 80% of the time, and rips the biggest, smelliest farts ever
Like no sweetheart, he will fix YOU.....into his stink slave