Segunn

[Katy  @Maroup_]

I was driving when I noticed a traffic camera flash as I passed. I knew I wasn't speeding, so I figured it had to be a mistake.

Just to be sure, I turned around and drove past the same spot again, this time even slower. Flash!

Curious now, I went around again, driving at a snail's pace. Flash!

At this point, I thought it was hilarious, so I passed by two more times, each slower than the last. Flash, flash!

I couldn't stop laughing. I was convinced the camera was broken.

Two weeks later, five tickets arrived in the my mail...

Every single one was for driving without a seat belt. 😂

[Segunn @BraSegun]

Are you a mad man?

[Kiddwaya @RealKiddWaya]

I still don’t know what olodo means. Pls best caption wins tools to fry akara and roast corn ⬇️

[Dr. O. 🇳🇬🇩🇪🇪🇸🇨🇿🇵🇱🇺🇸🇨🇦 @DrOaikhena]

Lives in Canada.

Advocates for a 50 CAD grant for Nigerians to fry akara and kulikuli, and roast corn as business in 2026.

You can't make this up - f00lish ethnic sentiments kills common sense.

Disgusting an1mal.🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

[STUNNER @Cr7Godbrand]

No. Men treat you the way they want to be treated at the beginning.

Over time, they start treating you the way you treat them.

Men don’t change… they adapt. No announcement or drama. They simply adjusted their effort and energy to match yours. Reciprocity is very important to men.

[𝖢𝖾𝖾𝗓𝖺𝖺 𝖲𝗓𝖭 @1liltrillion]

@Wizarab10 God punish you, “receiving end” for the whole 2 year and all you could save up to gift him is 30k…. E nor fit better for you and your papa… i pray y’all breakup thief!!!

[Kharis @kharis_micheal]

A woman can lie, cheat, and live an entire secret life behind your back and still blame you for finding out.

[Segunn @BraSegun]

@loveyfunky 🌚🌚🌚

[Segunn @BraSegun]

You’re a bastard!!!

[Segunn @BraSegun]

Orí ẹ ò pé rárá.🫵🏼

[Ayilola of Nigeria /Laptop Guy 🩺 🇳🇬 🇬🇧🇺🇸 @silverpenydr]

₦21,250,000 was donated towards the laptop project. Laptops worth ₦16,900,000 have been purchased, leaving a remaining balance of ₦4,350,000.

[Segunn @BraSegun]

@olateeman @larmmy Lasisi?🌚🌚

[💋Jaelthefirst_ @Big_JaeL16]

once i lose my emotional attachment to you it’s a wrap fr, that bond is nonexistent

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

I don't want to sound controlling but there are certain things you can't post or do when you have a partner.

[Nanaba Scorpee @nanaba_scorpee]

Healing is harder for MEN, because NO ONE gives a F*CK when we are BROKEN..

[DaddyE’s @Akposxau]

Women will not like this

[Kharis @kharis_micheal]

A woman won’t apologize. She’ll rewrite the story until you’re the problem

[Joy Joy @Joyoky1]

The person you’re sitting around missing is actively choosing every single day not to be in your life. Let that loud silence be all the closure you need.

[Segunn @BraSegun]

😂😂

[Teca @teca_nextgen]

You really think a mf who just got out of a relationship really likes you??😭😭

[Teca @teca_nextgen]

You really think a mf who just got out of a relationship really likes you??😭😭

[a @yyioom]

nowadays u gotta be prepared to never speak to someone again no matter what the bond was

[Nanaba Scorpee @nanaba_scorpee]

Every man once dated a girl he now knows he should have left way earlier..