Signal boost!! I love my ears from this shop. They're so so soft and fit so nicely (and the tail, oh my gosssssshhh, I wish I could live my whole life with the tail in. The plug feels amazing and the tail itself is so long and cuddly and luxurious)
I love/hate when I get called out for my stories having an unbelievable premise and then literally that exact thing is happening in Texas the next day.
Please keep my stories laughably unbelievable, people, that's how I like them.
"Diary of a Brat" is finished! In review on Amazon, and available on Payhip and Smashwords!
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IT IS FLOP DROP DAY MY DUDES!
We've got a number of gently flawed, discounted friends coming up tonight!
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@VJohnsonAuthor Your should-be-daily reminder that Victoria is incredible. She writes amazing books, has an incredible work ethic, AND is being a wonderful mom, all at the same time.
Of course she has to reheat her coffee sometime. Our egos wouldn't handle it if she didn't.
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