Soham Hegde

Just *Trying* to be productive and failing at it.

[Soham Hegde @BratUnder]

Hey! So I acted for the first time in a micro short film called 'welcome to the loop' which was produced by my friend Tanmay Bhajane. Please have a look at the trailer and let me know what y'all feel about it !

[Soham Hegde @BratUnder]

@IndiaTriumph @ShoebFarooq Could you guys please confirm whether the rumours about discontinuing the 400cc segment are true?

[Abhishek Singh @0xlelouch_]

Roadmap to become a High-Agency Distributed Systems Engineer (2026)

Foundations (Non-negotiable)
→ Operating systems (processes, threads, memory, syscalls)
→ Networking fundamentals (TCP, UDP, DNS, latency, retries)
→ Data structures for systems (queues, heaps, ring buffers)

Core Distributed Systems Concepts
→ Consistency models (strong, eventual, causal)
→ CAP theorem & trade-offs in real systems
→ Idempotency, retries, timeouts, backoff
→ Partial failures & why they are normal
→ Clock issues (logical clocks, vector clocks, time drift)

State & Data
→ Replication vs sharding
→ Leader election & consensus (Raft basics)
→ Distributed transactions (2PC, Sagas)
→ Event-driven systems & message ordering
→ Storage internals (LSM trees, WAL, compaction)

Systems Programming Skills
→ One systems language deeply (Go / Rust / Java — pick one)
→ Concurrency primitives (locks, atomics, channels)
→ Backpressure & flow control
→ Memory & GC behavior under load

Production-Grade Architecture
→ Service discovery & load balancing
→ API gateways & edge patterns
→ Caching trade-offs (stampedes, invalidation)
→ Streaming systems (Kafka fundamentals)
→ Observability (metrics, logs, traces as signals)

Reliability Engineering
→ SLIs, SLOs, error budgets
→ Circuit breakers & bulkheads
→ Capacity planning & traffic spikes
→ Chaos testing & failure injection

High-Agency Builder Mindset
→ Read real papers (Google, Amazon, Meta)
→ Build systems from scratch (queue, KV store, rate limiter)
→ Debug real incidents, not toy examples
→ Write design docs before code
→ Own problems end-to-end, no handoffs

Final Step
→ Build one serious distributed system
→ Run it under failure, load, and chaos
→ Measure, break, fix, repeat

It���s about agency - the ability to reason, decide, and fix systems when they fail in the real world.

[Calloutharrasment @jaipuralerthub]

A car full of men slowed down to harass us on New Year’s night.

They rolled down their windows and kept saying things like Can we drop you, come sit with us.

@PoliceRajasthan
@RajPoliceHelp
@DcpJaipurEast
@DcDmJaipur
@CgstJaipur
@JaipurDialogues

[Soham Hegde @BratUnder]

@chupkarrbae And u didn't even meet me

[Soham Hegde @BratUnder]

@chupkarrbae Can u cook!

[Sidhant Sibal @sidhant]

Video of the crater:

[Soham Hegde @BratUnder]

@its_tejes_win_i @MudrikaKavdia I mean, not necessarily. Most single men don't get hugged, touched, complimented or even been asked bout their life.

Yes some men use sympathy for attention, some don't. Just assuming is just shallow.

[Soham Hegde @BratUnder]

Crazy how everyone's slut shaming the cheating woman but no one's slut shaming the cheating man.

Sab insecure hai

[Soham Hegde @BratUnder]

@Nocturnal_nawab Ew

[Soham Hegde @BratUnder]

@adityamehrax Arpit Bala Deluxe

[Soham Hegde @BratUnder]

@its_tejes_win_i +1 if you notice the only reason a lot of rape news make up he headline is because they have some religious angle to them.

Especially when the perpetrators belong to a minority, else they barely make it to the headline

[Soham Hegde @BratUnder]

I still see my entire world when I look at her face

[Soham Hegde @BratUnder]

@13ara14d0x @d1ksh4 😭😭😭😭

[Soham Hegde @BratUnder]

India ka future is the definition of "chud Gaye guru"

[Soham Hegde @BratUnder]

Mumbai jaake pehele bhav vadapav khaunga bc

[We, the People of India @India_Policy]

India will not become a developed country until its bureaucracy and judiciary are reformed.

Not in 2047, not in 2147.

[Soham Hegde @BratUnder]

@keshuu_17 Gosh imagine calling someone you never met, interacted with "chinaar" cause u don't like them and you into engagement farming.
Sounds like an engagement "whore" behaviour

[Soham Hegde @BratUnder]

Sometimes Indians ka mindset hi justifies the hate Indians get.

Hamari priority kabhi honour, religion, caste ke upar jaati hi nai.
I had hopes my gen would do better but ig cancer spreads through genetics and ideologies