🫘 Bean Seedlings🌱

Screw you guys I'm hilarious.

[🫘 Bean Seedlings🌱 @BraucheStone]

My talent is not doing drag my talent is coming up with drag names

[🫘 Bean Seedlings🌱 @BraucheStone]

Christmas Carol's foil is Easter Bonnie

[🫘 Bean Seedlings🌱 @BraucheStone]

The months of the Jean Sequins calendar:
Jeanuary
Femmebruary
Smarch
Gaypril
Gay
Jean
Jew-ly
Fagust
Seqtember
Cocktober
NovembHer
Hecember

[🫘 Bean Seedlings🌱 @BraucheStone]

Meghan Trainor getting skinny is the white equivalent of Nicki Minaj going maga 😔

[🫘 Bean Seedlings🌱 @BraucheStone]

@killahcrocdrag Pork n bust

[🫘 Bean Seedlings🌱 @BraucheStone]

@killahcrocdrag is this a park and bark

[GreenGay 💚 @GreenGayYT]

Rupaul saw this & knew Kennedy deserved to be on DragRace

[uncle gworl @_uncle_gworl]

happy juneteenth

[Jay 💫 @Jayyakamii]

charlie kirk is oddly quiet about Juneteenth this year

[Nicole Maffeo Russo @nicolerusso]

Boston things the Scots have to experience before leaving:
- a truck getting Storrowed
- Kowloon
- Jaywalking on Boylston
- Medium Regular at Dunks
- Getting Flipped Off while driving
-seagull eating a Sullivans hotdog
- Keytar Bear
- Karen Read eating in the seaport

[🫘 Bean Seedlings🌱 @BraucheStone]

@pr1ncesssaurora It truly is your best talent

[🫘 Bean Seedlings🌱 @BraucheStone]

@Camille_Yen You right

[🫘 Bean Seedlings🌱 @BraucheStone]

If Camille can make geometry jokes so can i

[Camille Yen The Boston Body @Camille_Yen]

If the open space from part in your wig is an obtuse angle, it’s not acute look.

[🫘 Bean Seedlings🌱 @BraucheStone]

You don't stick as much stuff up your asshole as the Jackass guys without being kinda gay

[Jenny Jen Jennifer VCR Queen @vcrqueenjen]

More than anything this has been a genius marketing move for jackass.

They've got the gays swooning (me I'm the swooning gay) and they've got the incels & ragebaiting right wingers getting all twisted about.

Essentially they've got everyone suddenly talking about jackass again and it just conveniently happens that the new jackass movie comes out soon. Well done jackass, well done.

[Kerri @kerri_szn]

I just fucked the baddest bitch ever but some of you might call it masturbation.

[🫘 Bean Seedlings🌱 @BraucheStone]

@pr1ncesssaurora This show would sell out at Club Cafe

[Spencer Althouse @SpencerAlthouse]

omg Queen Latifah just passed the Chicago torch to Alex Newell on stage at the Tonys. this performance is so good

"From one mother hen to another...Matron Mama Morton!"

[🫘 Bean Seedlings🌱 @BraucheStone]

Deadass this is how I walk when I'm drunk asf

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Madonna premieres new song “Danceteria” in ‘Confessions II - The Film’ now on YouTube.