I’m going give someone random who retweets this tweet $10,000 because it’s my birthday and I feel like being nice ☺️ (you have to be following me so I can dm you the code if you win)
All the prayers everyone is sending Nebraska are well appreciated, but do not fear, Nebraska will rise from the devastation riding a John Deere 4440, slamming Busch Lights, yelling Go Big Red, while a bald eagle soars over Chimney Rock and Scott Frost eats a Runza, God bless
In the bathroom and I see a mouse run under the door and into the heating vent nbd... 2 minutes later he does it again... or is it a different mouse? What are they planning? Are they gonna try to jump me at the same time? I'm vulnerable so why not? It's the perfect crime.
Supercuts barber - seriously what's with that mustache?
Me - I lost a bet
SB - what does your girlfriend think?
Me - I actually don't have one.
SB - I could've guessed with that nasty thing.
😵😭 savage
I'd like to nominate barbell glute bridges as one of the most socially awkward lifts at a public gym. Especially when someone on a hammer strength chest press machine stares straight into your soul while you're doing it😅🏋️♂️