Swan Braun

Satirist, best-selling author.
Latest book: Tinder in the Time of Corona
Owner of the Only Satire Real Estate Agency in the world #SwanBraunRealty

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I organized a #MarchToCureCellulite in 2009 and everyone mocked me. Still feel the same way?

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@AustinFranco123 You're a misguided kid, that's not what's so upsetting. What's sad is that society might have demanded your suspension had you made that comment about another minority or racial group, but antisemitism these days gets a pass.

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I write with typos, deal.

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@the_other_98 At this point I'm scared of sharing my opinion about T - serious safety concerns

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@piersmorgan @elonmusk Glad you're finally standing up to the alt-right

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yo @kanyewest you are culturally irrelevant - give it up.

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@FilmUpdates Handsome. May he RIP. Poor Audrey, she must be gutted.

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Natalie Rupnow -- A teenager who hates life, AND her parents?! Now I've seen it all! #natalierupnow

[TRUE CRUSADERS @truecrusaders]

🚨BREAKING: Natalie (Samantha) Rupnow's alleged manifesto, the school shooter in Madison, Wisconsin.

HOLY SH*T 👀

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Please bring back Dr. Nira Cain-N’Degeocello @SachaBaronCohen

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Does #Ozempic cure cellulite? Asking for a friend.

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Oh yeah, I also own the only satirical real estate agency in the world. So there's that.
https://t.co/7n7aP6hfuO

#realestatemarket #RealEstate

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If only Shiv, Kendall, and Roman were here for some key commentary. Truly the only thing this circus is missing.
#succession #TrumpAssasinationAttempt #Trump2024

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What an utter ass

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Bring back accusations of "dotard"

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@MattiFriedman @TheFP I'd love to read this but there's a paywall (a girl can only have so many subscriptions)

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Some blame Israel's far-right government, others blame Hamas terror, I blame the male species:
https://t.co/oIOz0cuUA0

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@tiktok is so much fun I love it...just trying to spread the good word (not going to keep gatekeeping!)

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@LibelHulule @mrjonfinger @HeyGen_Official LOL, in Quebec most people would think this his accent is VERY elegant, sophisticated and European....have you heard a REAL Queb accent??

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@OpenAI why are you down on my birthday?

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@chatgptaitalk is down on my birthday. THIS is an unbelievable tragedy.

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@US_Stormwatch fake news, that temperature in Celsius is nearly impossible. world record is closer to 52C