Brock Ward

Thank you for looking at my bio.

[❄️Molly Kessler❄️ @molly_kessler]

Password must contain at least one capital letter, one number, two female characters, they must both have names, and they must talk to each other about something other than a man.

[between tufans @tufannadjafi]

timothée chalamet sounds like the name of a very wealthy mouse

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Apple Orchard: Hey do you want apple juice?

Adults: No that is for kids

Apple Orchard: *crossing out 'juice'* I meant cider

Adults: Oh yeah fuck me up

[mika @themikalaleeann]

i don’t twerk nearly as much as i used to maybe thats why i be sad

[Michael Benjamin @mfbenji]

“How are you?” -direct, professional, kinda rude tbh

“How are you??” -fun, excited, sexy etc

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

Ok worth a shotSENDING SOOO MUCH LOVE AND SUPPORT TO DEV PATEL

[Tennessee English @UTKEnglish]

It is with great sadness that we share the news that Dr. Bill Larsen passed away earlier today. He taught generations of Cinema Studies students in our department with passion and care. We will remember his life with a memorial service after the current covid spike.

[Tawanda @TawandaGona]

Ima say Candyman 5 times while my homie says Beetlejuice 3 times and we gon make em fight

[𝐃𝐄𝐕𝐎𝐍™ @Devon_OnEarth]

Boys will read the iliad but are afraid to say ily to the lads

[🌻 Emily Brandwin 🌻 @CIAspygirl]

Unless your daughters tell you to go to Cancun

[Allison O'Conor @allisonoconor]

Did it hurt? When Charlie bit you?

[Brock Ward @BrawkWard]

Out of fairness to @Delta I propose we name all future strains by airlines, and out of fairness to @Corona I propose we name all future pandemics by beers. That way those two aren’t the only brands to suffer.

[Brock Ward @BrawkWard]

Zeus: I’m sorry son, only gods can live in Olympus.

Hercules: Why don’t you ask whoever’s in charge of Olympus to let me in?

Zeus: …

Hercules: Who’s in charge of Olympus, Dad?

Zeus: …

[Atsuko Okatsuka @AtsukoComedy]

the pandemic turned nice people nicer & toxic ppl even more toxic which was not the point you guys

[trash jones @jzux]

the killers me every night
at like 10pm

🤝

i’m going to bed and my stomach is sick

[Brock Ward @BrawkWard]

@VeronicaNaomiG

[Weather Factory @weatherfactory]

FOLLOW & RETWEET to win

🥇 1 x Tarot of the Hours + Kindle/eReader case + postcards + fortune-telling deck
🥈 2 x notebook + USB + enamel pin
🥉 10 x Cultist Simulator keys

For a #Lovecraftday giveaway! 10% off all our shop, too. GOOD LUCK!

Full info: https://t.co/hiIQgtsoRE

[Brock Ward @BrawkWard]

@getDolly I have tried getting help by emailing, texting, and calling the phone number. None of the agents resolved my issue. Can you please help me?