@TorquedInferno <blinks a couple times before busting out laughing> I am telling her you said that. So we will see if you live to pick me up. <shoots you an exaggerated wink before heading off to the shop, coffee in hand>
@TorquedInferno <brings the cup to my lips and takes a sip, the approval showing on my face for just a second before I catch myself and clear my throat> I mean, I might get hungry…
@TorquedInferno <leans back against the counter watching as you make my cup just the way I like it, making sure to wipe any sign of being impressed from my expression> Just a couple bikes. Slow for a Monday.
@TorquedInferno Hmm. I see. Well, since I like your human at least I can appreciate that. <winks> Coffee is imperative to life though. Yours in particular.
@TorquedInferno <checks my watch then looks into the bottom of my empty coffee cup> It is way too early for riddles. I still have no idea what you’re talking about.
@TorquedInferno <raises a brow> Now you’re going to act like everything is all normal? <laughs and shakes my head> I will never understand you.